MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

"I really like you" "I'm sleeping really well" 🤣

Jack feeling pretty chilled

John isn’t having any of Jacks shit tonight 😂

I'm totally here for John's wrath.

Why can't he just be honest:

'I think you're a whale and I'll never have sex with you.'

john has no time for this tomfoolery! About bloody time he was raked!

I wonder if this is the thing in the clip where John kicks someone off.

Jade singing like a canary 🤣

I wonder whether John is good in bed

Tori's giving the vibe of those Women who went to Ted Bundy's trial or write to the blokes on death row.

'I don't agree with what he's done, but it doesn't mean I can't stand by him' 🙄

'It's me and my man against the world!'

Tori and Jack have a pact

It's getting harder for them to keep up the pretence

Jack knows that John knows he’s full of shit.

Yes, I keep flip-flopping on whether they're faking or not.

Tori really sucked in

Stupid girl

I am cracking up at everyone's reactions. The experts look like they want to slap her.

The ixperts should.just kick them out.

Luce might get more than a kiss tonight after that comment ...

I agree.

They are accusing tori of being brainwashed......but are equally trying to brainwash her

I think the ixperts are saying look we know you two have a pact but you're doing a really terrible job of it. Be better.

Next time bring them out, ask them, stay or leave? off you go! No more questions they're a waste of time

Jack: "We are sexually intimate."

Yeah, and I bet it's all one way traffic.

Yeah we all know what that means

'We've been sexually intimate but we haven't done the deed'.

That's because he thinks you're a whale my love, so he'll get all up in your blow hole with his eyes closed but he's not down to fuck.

Yes I'm sure it's involved a HJ or BJ for him

He won't shag Tori because she doesn't look like an inflatable doll. Simple.