MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Off topic: £4.79 for a basic MaccyD's meal is a total rip off.

Eh? Jayden has been doing the dirty work for the both of them for the past 3 weeks

Exactly. He just loves the shit stiring a bit too much.

Have they forgotten their relationship whilst focussing/obsessing over Tim n Sara.?

Jayden yet again showing his sensitive side 🙄
What a self righteous arrogant man he is

I don't know how Eden can even look at him with that fucking massive pumpkin of a heeead and his smelly hair 🤮

In fairness Jayden has been a pretty good husband as far as I'm aware?

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I think he washes it more than Greaso Stevo did.

😂 That's what my dd said!

What a load of drama over nothing!

I've got a BK on the way 😏

Well that got real.
I reckon they both got massively triggered by Tim n Sara.

This may have been covered many times but jacks got a micro-penis hasn't he?

Ooh, they've got the dramatic violins out for Jack and Tori.

Show off! I don't have a BK nearby. I haven't had one for ages. Enjoy. 😋

😂😂

John powering into alpha gear....

We haven't got to know Eden. But if she's so conflict averse then Jayden is not the man for her. He actually said at the start that he thrives on conflict (he's a professional fighter) but clearly in the rest of life too. He was so angry with her this evening.

They said they didn't want to talk, let's see if John can make them. I doubt it.

But ' I'm bored'was a good burn. Especially if they are only in for followers, hit em where it hurts.

John going for the jugular.
Blimey.

It would be so annoying if you couldn't tell your boyfriend something without him feeling he has to go in and control the narrative with other couples.

Jayden is just a bully. I don't think her an anxiety would be anything like a bad if she was with one of the other men.

He's sleeping well? He's taking the piss.

'I'm actually sleeping really well.'

FFS.

He's just not into her - obviously 🙄