MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Right. Please let Andi leave.

I don't see Tori as being part of a pact. The flashes of rage and frustration at the relentless challenge from the group, appear genuine to me.
Jack's playing his own game.

My theory from the start: Jack suggested the pact and said they should act all loved up in front of the cameras, a united front, keep it in their pants for a bit to build tension and make sure people stayed interested.

Then he double crossed her, saying in solo interviews that he wasn't that into her and making it clear it was his choice not to have sex. She's realised by now but doesn't know how to play it, especially as he's probably gaslighting her behind the scenes. You can see how much he enjoys manipulating and controlling her.

Unless she pulls off a masterstroke and leaves him at the final ceremony, which I doubt, she's going to regret this all so hard.

Is John actually going to challenge an older gaslighting psycho or will he let it slide

That would be hilarious.

Tori: Jack will fit into my world and I will fit into his. Is that at the gym 🤔

Don't encourage Richie to play the victim card.

I actually can’t be bothered listening to Icky Dicky anymore.

@dapsnotplimsolls I got to ask
"Tim the Younger is foof-struck isn't he?"

Foof-struck??

Richie is scarfless - is this an omen?

Nine weeks with Jack ai ai.
Not getting that time back.

It’s all like white noise at this point

Icky Dicky has been a bigger gaslighter than Jack and yet he’s not being called out for his shitty behaviour and comments at all.

And it’s pissing me off.

THANK FUCK

I hope Andi finds a good man.

Hurrah and Huzzah.

Exactly. It's quite sick actually.

Thank the lord - only good thing he’s done

Thank goodness.
She be so relieved.

This is where I lose patience for this show. They never challenge covert abusive/manipulative behaviour. All up in Jack's grill but nobody every challenged Sara or Richs gaslighting and manipulation

It was 'perfect' but it wasn't Real.

Not before more waterworks and lots of 'poor me' commentary. Andi had it spot on. They were in the honeymoon period, and then they got to know each other and she discovered that he's actually a massive twat.

But why don't the so-called experts say to Richard, you do realise that when you told everybody about your sex life that you put her off so completely that she couldn't get back into you? They're not holding him accountable at all. How is he going to learn anything if they are not blunt with him?

So Richie only rates the 10 days of sex with a stranger. Not interested in working on an actual relationship.

I missed it- what happened to Lauren?

She had to fly somewhere to fix a blood clot..