MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Eden shouldn't have said anything.

Jayden should have STFU.

Poor, rich, foof-struck Tim.

I watch it on Australian TV but at UK pace.

My problem with C4 is that they cut a lot out because of the watershed.

That's fine but when editing removes all context it's difficult to understand why couples are upset.

So the Richie /Andie constant upset makes no sense in the UK.

Jayden shocked at John telling him to get back in his box. He sees himself as the moral crusader of the group.

foof-struck Tim

😂

When they said, they "deepened their connection" and then went to a shot of them in bed, I was like 🙄

Eden needs to stop gossiping to Jayden and Jayden needs to get over his saviour complex. That just massively backfired on him.

Jayden desperate for air-time. Dickhead.

Oh, it does. Even from what we've seen in the UK I have no doubt that he's a massive W⚓️

Beautiful colour on Lucinda, awful cut of dress

Lucinda is right about how brave Tim is. I can see how damn hard it is for him to talk about his feelings but he makes himself do it. He has flaws but he's one of my favourites in the experiment.

I’d be happy to be with Tim Snr. He’s lovely.

I'll be gutted if we don't get more Lauren. 'Companionship'? You're not 90 and in a home!

Me too. He's the only one of the men who isn't a twat/weirdo/freak/boring.

In other news, Andi looks like she's been crying. Nose is very red.

Poor Cass. She just needs to end it

Please let this be it for these two.

Cass deserved so much better!🙁

Cass is sooo lovely.

I really hope Tris 'n Tim have stayed in touch beyond the experiment.

God just put these two out of their misery for goodness sake.

I actually want ads so I can get some schnacks.

Cass and Tim Senior are both gorgeous IMO

Love love Sara's blouse

Nobody asked you to lie Jayden, you arse. You didn't need to say anything.

Jayden has massively betrayed Eden’s trust there. It’s like he is missing the ability to read the room ( bit like rich with andi)
That would be it for me.

Annnnndddd Eden waterworks in 5....4....3....2....