MAFS AUS Thread 6: Christmas Glazed Ham and all the purple nipply trimmings are giving us the ick, as is Dick. We’re just here for The Bullshit Investigators and mission impossible gamboles….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Gambole = Brummie word for Forward Roll.

Just in case anyone was wondering…..🤣

Jack clearly isn’t sexually attracted to Tori in the slightest. His type is a gym bunny with fake boobs and pumped up lips.

The only thing I respect Jack about is that he hasn’t slept with her. So many years we’ve seen grooms sleep with the bride and then in the honesty box questions they say they aren’t sexually attracted! He is stringing her along emotionally, but I’m glad for her that he hasn’t shagged her despite her efforts to climb on him at any opportunity.

Yeah I agree, I do hope she says leave though.

They'll make her suffer him for another week.

Into the current scarf no doubt,

Has anyone looked at the 'Similar threads'?

😂

Craicnet Christmas Ham!
Thats hilarious 😂.
Maybe Jack the manbunned leprechaun in child's clothes has a future in Ireland.

Here we gooooooooooooo.

Ugh.

Tori's going to stick to her line. Again, despite the 0verwhelming evidence.

Gawd, these 2 are boring.

Eden heard a rumour about what was said between Sara and ex? Either she heard it from Sara herself or another of the women knew about Sara too...

Que?
What does that mean?
Tori:
I'll siit on the ottoman all night if it means we get an easy time on the couch.

For fucks sake when did our TV become so American? What the fuck is this, 3 min of recap, 5 min of material and then a break?
Really fucks me off

Maybe she just means that the CC takes forever to film.

Getting really sick of Eden being the biggest shit stirrer on the show but then playing the delicate anxiety riddled flower

Tim the Younger is foof-struck isn't he?

Andi looks so happy at the thought she might escape tonight. She looks exactly like I felt when I got rid of my abuser and it's making me smile.

The lobster claws are back.

Watch it on the app from 7.30, fewer adverts.

Or we always manage to finish eating around 7.45 and so we catch up during the adverts

Sara on massive charm offensive.

Eden is back tracking at a rate of knots.

Well said there Sarah. Jayden is a dick.

Eden knows very well that if she tells Jayden stuff, he’ll open his mouth.

So if she doesn’t want him to say anything because she doesn’t like confrontation, maybe she should keep schtum.

Yep, Eden winds him up and lets him go while trying to reverse out of the shitstorm, which is not good behaviour.