MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

When she's angry she starts to transition into Jack, like the Hulk

Yes I took it to mean "holds all the cards"

But I also agree with Richie that to be accused of something but she can't say what it was as she forgot is very frustrating.

I haven’t been keen on Icky Dicky since the start.

I found him a bit irritating at the wedding and I find him even more irritating now 😖

Yes she could have addressed it in private soon afte it happened. But she probably didn't feel she was able to because of how he reacts. The Rich we saw on this sofa today wasn't the first time Andy saw that.

It makes sense now that she's a shell of her former self. It's just how ppl become when they are scared to speak.

It was the only thing he said that I partially agreed with. More so the part where he asked her why she didn’t point it out to him at the time.

However, I also suspect that by that point she felt there was likely no point in pointing it out, as he’d just go on the defensive and just turn himself into a victim as usual.

The rest of the time he made me want to round house kick my damn tv 🤯🤬

Is Timothy the Elder a slow burner? Or was he just intimidated, right fromthe start, by Lucinda's tantric abilities?

I think he was overwhelmed by her touchy-feeliness. And unhappy that he hadn't been given a 23 year old.

Cass and,Tristan didn't get any time tonight.
Recorded it so fast forwarded Sarah parts.
Andrea just run, he is awful never liked him he looks like her grandad.
Tori was such a pretty bride but she is a silly girl.
Loved Tim and Lucinda

From the snippet of the dinner party, it looks like Dickhead is going for the sympathy vote. Hopefully everyone will take Andrea's side. What a shame for him that his daughter/wife/mother won't be there.

Mr Nipples reminds me of Chunk the Groundhog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV8EscIh3Lhbf51g8MsF9mg

I want a gif of Tim and Lucinda flicking V’s.

He was really crude about their intimacy on the couch.
They cut it out on the E4 broadcast version and made what he said sound charming instead of sounding like a twat.
Bad editorial decision. I couldn't understand Andi's change of heart until I read this thread.

He owns a digital marketing business i think. Multi millionaire.

Sara has not behaved honourably but she’s not really married, she’s known Tim 6 odd weeks and she is being torn apart for it. In a game show.

Jack is a cunt.

There is a world of difference.

Remember muzzle your woman, pimp my woman out, sniff round other women in the experiment and whales.

And she's going on a long flight? With a blood clot?

Yes that puzzled me too!

And no hug/kiss from Jono showing concern or asking for someone on her side to let him know she's alright after the operation. Though perhaps that had been edited out. 🌹

Chunk the groundhog has even goot a stress ball. No, wait, it's a radish...

It made me cringe watching Jack looking at “Juicy Jade” like she was a snack he wanted to eat. He looked at Jade in a way we never see him looking at Tori.

He wishes he could!

Looks like he's also sleeping in the second room in their apartment- like Tim Elder's man-cave? He came out of that room and Andrea said good morning and how did you sleep? If so, don't blame her at all. Hope she's maintained the status quo. 🌹

But Andrea is confusing.

She says she is happy.

She then says she got the ick after the couch -fair enough

But then why not leave? It's been weeks since that. Now if he is actually still saying same thing (unclear if he repeated the old statement when explaining their problems to someone at the retreat or made a new disclosure) then tell him at the time and on the couch and write leave.

So her communication is quite bad. I can see why Richie is confused.

She if of course entitled to get the ick but at least explain what has caused it.

Jono and Lauren, the spark seems to have completely disappeared. No signs of any relationship at all.

Yep! He didn't even offer to go with her which was strange! Just sit by himself at the flat.

l asleep halfway through but if Lauren has a blood clot under her clavicle (so possibly in a pretty major vessel or lung apex?) I don't want her flying! Specially not alone.

No idea how Aussie healthcare provision works but couldn't she get emergency treatment in Sydney?

And Jono not going with her even to the airport? Even if she'd refused accompaniment on the flight or her mum was waiting surely he would have taken her bag to the car at the very least. In an emergency I'd have gone to hospital with a work colleague I was travelling with never mind someone who'd at least become a friend of sorts

That was odd.

Definitely friend zoned. Noticed that when she left. Almost like he was pleased she was going.

Nice Balenciaga top, I’ve got the same one 🫣🤣! (I’m really not into my labels but liked it).

Actually now you say it there is very much double standards between Sara and Jack. Sara is all “burn the witch” whereas Jack is “we hate him but we’ll just snipe at him behind his back” (Lauren and Jono).

I think Tori (and I’d be/have been the same in the past) is a typical Virgo if you believe in that. We tend to be a bit bitchy and critical (and also self critical) and especially if we’re backed up against a corner. I think a lot of it with her psychologically is that she knows deep down that Jack isn’t attracted to her but she’s not the fillers and lip fillers type and thinks she’s a strong woman when she’s anything but. Probably her single mother bringing her up has made her defensive and a don’t need a man, independent woman type.

Oh and us Virgos are stunningly naturally beautiful 🤣😜! but total bitches! 🤣