MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Yes, that's the correct treatment for a PE.
You're not allowed to fly too soon after a clot like that , IIRC.
No idea what's going on with Lauren
Maybe she's getting filler removed.

Love how much fun Timothy and Lucinda are having!

Jack thinking he’d won over Jade 🤮🤮🤮🤮

All joking aside,
Honestly, ppls, please don't take a flight with a clot.
Someone I knew died in her forties from this.

I think I missed whether Lucinda and Timothy are doing this as part of a feedback task? Or off their own backs?

They're just stirring/getting revenge

Off their own backs because Tim feels disrespected.

Jack LOVING the idea of women fighting over him

Love the no bullshit sign

Lovin the bullshit sign!

“I feel this is a bit too juvenile for Lucinda and Timothy”

Camera pans to Lucinda and Tim sticking their two fingers up and laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You'd think all the shit that Jack did would have pissed her off more but a letter is giving her the rage.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh they kissed I can’t stop smiling

Tori seems to have conveniently forgot the other time she got the Rage.
Strange how her rage always leapfrogs straight over Jack.

So Lucinda has to embrace her inner devil whilst Tim had to soften a bit.

Lauren will LOVE what Lucinda & Timothy have done 🤣🤣

She'll be wishing she'd done it!

She’ll so be wishing she’d been involved with it!

That letter may have been at least a two pager if Lauren had gotten involved too 🤣🤣🤣

Why did Jono stay home and not go with Lauren? Blood clots are serious. Wtf else does he ha e to do (oh wait...)

I couldn't watch yesterday so I've just caught up.

I'm so surprised at Lucinda. Everything in the letter was totally true but the phrasing seemed totally out of character for her. I love seeing her and Tim have fun though.

Now its confirmed why Jac(kn)ob isn't interested in Tori. She'd need to lose 20lbs in fat and gain 40lbs in silicon and fillers.

I've lost interest in most of the couples. Still enjoying Tim and Lucinda and Ridge and Jade. There's been no focus on Csssie and Tristan so very unlikely to be a turnaround there.

Are you implying Ellie?!

I'd love to see Andrea & old Tim together. Absolutely adore Lucinda but I think they are amazing as friends. Lucinda looks amazing in tonight's episode!

Love the red rash that spreads up Tori’s neck and cheeks every time she’s pissed off.

Oh no, I read Richie wrong. He's just another gaslighting twat. This is it for them. He's not the good man many thought he was. If he goes off like this in front of the camera what's it like in private? Andy's gut feeling was correct. I need to apologise to her for doubting her.

Can someone say if and how Tim is a millionaire? I don't want to Google in case of spoilers. (As if there's any hope of them making it haha).

I can't believe he now slept with Sara. She's been nice for 12 hrs and he's back under her spell. Sara is the female Jack. The ixperts should be as concerned for Tim as they are for Tori. Both at risk of seriously committing to an abusive relationship. Sara has such a bad temper and is so loud.

I'm worried jack will sleep with Tori just to continue his narrative.

I want a Lucinda in my life. She inspires me so much. But I won't Google her until after the last episode. I totally adore her. She's such a brilliant example of an emotionally mature woman who knows who she is and who others are. She's so self secure. I aspire to that completely.