MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

As long as he doesn't strangle himself!

He just likes to think he's 'with it'.

I'm loving Lucinda and Timothy. Even though they were the slow burn, they've been genuine and I hope it works out for them.

LOVING Tim's action man roll in the corridor!

Lucinda & Timothy about to enter their naughty kids era.

That roll Tim did down the hall like mission impossible 🤣🤣

If you use the phrase 'with it', you're definitely not with it! 😂

Harsh!😂
But true 😂
It was something my 1927-born mum would say

Here we go with the every 10mins ad breaks 🙄

Apparently Richard uses the scarf to cough into yuk

Are you sure it's not a wank sock replacent? 🤮

There's something of the deflated balloon about Richard now,
Or Eeyore.

If I was paired with most of the men, I’d be using Dick’s scarf to reenact the three monkeys
🙈 🙉🙊

Multi tasking scarf!

'Create a safe space'? Yes, and then tell everyone about what you do. Arsehole.

Richie thinks he's on a promise

andrea's hearts bit in this - lack lustre

Jayden does foot massage/reflexology...
I will forgive the tache.

A healthy working relationship?
I thought it was supposed to be a marriage, Tori?

Tori's body language is very defensive.

Tori does a lot of PR on her relationship.

Never seen Lobster that animated.

Very flirty with each other, bleurgh

Jade is very perceptive.

Jack the Cack clearly being flirt with Jade as that’s obviously more his type 🙄

I think she’s using the flirting he’s doing to get him to talk and drop his guard….