MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

The Lobster has lit up.
The Jade effect.

Jack has a small penis and he can't get it up

Interesting to see Flirty Lobster.

I want to slap Tori's smug little face, but really there is no need. She is being punished enough living with that creep.

I hope Jade tells everyone at the dinner party that he was flirting with her.

jack very different when he was with jade - never seen him that flirty with tori - ever

he doesnt fancy her - not sure if tori knows but choosing to ignore

Tori has given up her career of...... six years

Six whole years guys! She must be committed

Also 'career of 6 years'?! Wait till you've done 30+ years and then you can call it a career.

Look at Jack all lit up like the top of a traffic light.

I thought Jade was being very savvy with Jack, asking him questions and pretending to be a bit dim then giving what she really thought in the aside. She's no fool!

The way Jack was sitting, with t shirt pulled down and arm resting over little (tiny) Jack made me wonder if tiny Jack was a bit less tiny than usual?
Or do I need to get my mind out of the gutter?

Yeah along with those teeth of his!

Of course Sara’s lying. She’s fake AF. Sara is very stupid. She can’t lie for toffee and comes up with lies like “I deleted the texts”without having to prove it to anyone, you get the feeling if Jayden could’ve grabbed her phone and checked it himself he would’ve done. 😬 I was almost expecting Sara at one point to go “Que?” like she didn’t understand the language but thank F she didn’t use that excuse. I would’ve!

Tim is spineless towards himself too yes. No idea why. Has he been cheated on?

Jack has said now that he's not happy he got matched with Tori. He's lying to everyone. Come on Jade! Call him out!

Definitely!

It must be crushing to be as attractive as Tori and your partner, who is not at all attractive, other than a fit bod, doesn't fancy you.
However, in this case something to be massively grateful for, if she gets to dodge the bullet once they've got their fill of fame.

@hoxtonbabe It's like a Beaver went and got himself some Turkey Teeth.

Tori is one of the best looking, I agree. But she has quite a horrible personality.

Ridge is a MH nurse, Tim. He might surprise you. He also might not, let's see!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Didn't have his stress 🏈 to hide it!

Tim and Lauren should team up at the next dinner party.

True, Im afraid.
I can barely listen to Sara.

I'm just ignoring her now.

Has Sara learned of Tim’s wealth? I’d like a needy millionaire tbh.