MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

No Lauren!!! 😭

Jono is so tepid.

Jono's always been dull af.

I thought she said near her collarbone.
Also no to flight risk.
Lauren is too precious.

She looks like Dua lipa

He didn’t look like he was saying goodbye to his lover, more like his sister.

I'm rubbish at remembering names - who was the bride 2/3 years ago who went a bit loopy at this task and put pictures of her husband everywhere in a really aggressive way?

Evening Mafs gang 👋🏻

Yes, it was very platonic.

Just been googling. Can get something in subclavian vein, but yikes to flying with it!!!

The one who was a bit of a rock chick.
Gorgeous philosopher/plumber husband
Something like Mazda?!

Sara is really playing the victim now

That rice/tuna concoction Ridge made for Jade looked repulsive.

Ahh poor Sara. All that crying has played havoc with her make up and made her eyes swell up.......oh wait.....

I feel like her name began with a B. Scared to google in case I see a spoiler about this series!

Shit Tim.
Google DARVO, mate, will ya?

Sara clearly fake crying.

😂ridiculous isn't it?!

Booka!
Good ole Google.

She’s obviously found out he’s a multimillionaire

Richie even wears a scarf in bed?
Has he got a big thing about a wrinkly neck or something?

Why does Richard always have a scarf round his neck

Good evening 😊

Yes, did a very careful google!

😅😅😅

I think he just thinks it’s cool 😎