MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Can you get Boob jobs on tick?

I don’t know but they seem to be getting more surgery and fillers as the show goes on.

I'm not sure if this has been posted yet. The man is hideous in all of his eras.

@Catlord you can use a credit card/loan/overdraft and some places will offer credit.

I do also think a lot of women get cheap fillers (it's not regulated well) and I know there's a lot of recommending on our local FB group for lip fillers between £20-50! A lot of younger women are using cheap fillers done by school leavers in their road it seems.

Dear god!

At least his clothes fit in this one...

That’s truly scary

At least he’s now stepped away from the ghd’s. He must have quite naturally curly hair and he now scrapes it back. My hair used to go a bit like this, which is truly embarrassing to admit…now embracing my curls

😂

It says "throw back" under the picture. Please god, will someone do just that and tell Tori there are plenty more fish in the sea! 😂

I noticed his hair was a bit less "done" last night and the bit that was sticking out was rigid like it is here, honestly just cut it short mate... you have the option!

It's much better regulated in Australia than it is here, you have to be a doctor or a nurse to offer cosmetic injections down under

Phnar

Ha! Oops

@Ap24 surely that's a wig? I didn't understand where Lauren came from with the toupet comment but I see it now.

I have thick hair and I don't look like I put a toupet on top of my head.

I do think Jayden was unfair in his questioning, however, he’d have had to run the questions past Eden and she didn’t vetoe them and even chimed in and backed Jayden up. In a way it makes great tv and no, I didn’t feel sorry for Sara, but Tim was spineless and didn’t back her up at all.

Lauren and Jono surprised me, Lauren especially. They could’ve gone low with the personal insult questions and were both actually polite and respectful to both Tori and Jack which I think earned them both respect especially Lauren from Tori and Jack. They’ll never all be BFF’s but as Tori said it gave her a lot to think on.

Whilst Andi and Icky Dickie had a good idea re Tim elder sharing Lucinda’s bed and he did seem to enjoy it, his head is really too screwed I think to even think about romance. He’s happy to share the bed and then move out of the man cave where Lucinda is waiting for him desperately to come onto her in bed but he just wants the cuddles and warmth (on his terms) and I think after a few days will feel smothered again and need more AC.

OH GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN.

@Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain Tim was spineless, yes, but towards himself. He should have pressed on those questions as well. I'm surprised it didn't come up before then. Surely you'd want reassurance that the relationship with the ex is over etc.

Sara was a bit stupid. A great answer to 'why did you delete the messages' would have been 'because I ended the relationship to my ex and we will no longer communicate and I have removed his contact details'.

Personally I think Sara was lying. She didn't delete the messages but there was no way she could have shown them to Tim so opted for the delete lie.

Absolutely! He's a nasty vindictive bastard. I can't believe how wound up he is about this, when his own behaviour was shitty.

What does going postal mean?
(Greetings All!)

To do with a mass shooting by a postal worker in USA I think

Joni spoke to Lauren like she was just a friend. There was no indication of any care.

What?
Did I mis hear?
A blood clot in her collar bone?
Is that even possible - what about the bone marrow? Never heard of a clot in a bone! And she's going on a long flight? With a blood clot?
This makes no sense to me as a physio

I'll be gutted if she misses the next dinner party!