MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Ridge will not stand for that shite..

I don’t think she’ll like it and will definitely tell Ridge.

I’m liked Jayden’s questions ( disgusted by his prior actions with ex aside) I like how he’s grilling Sara, she can’t manipulate him the way she railroads beaten down Tim

So he likes skinny brunettes with stick on boobs and lips

Unlucky Tor

She couldn’t be more opposite 😅

Sara is so odd looking, like a robotic hawk.

I would love to know Tori's mum's views on Jack.

I would love to know Jack’s family’s views on Jack.

No Andrea don't go back with pervy Richard! You deserve better.

Oh man, Tim's falling for Sara again who's putting on a show for the cameras.

She's fucked her ex and broke down because of the pressure of the lies she's been telling. She's a walking red flag. Controlling and outright abusive all under the disguise of having Latina temperament. She's only there to fix her image. Isn't it horrible if one partner is scared to talk in case the other blows up.

Tim says she gets her soft and caring side some days. That's literally how emotional abuse works because nobody would stay if it wasn't confusing.

I'm completely losing respect for Tori. Does she not think for a moment how her future daughter might feel if her son in law tried to muzzle her and offer her up for a sex swap.

Jack is vile and doesn't fancy her. I just don't understand why he doesn't write leave but stays on the show.

Interesting point about Tristan being made here that he might be gay. I see it too now.

When he said he was falling in love...it somehow wasn't convincing. Cass seems repulsed by now.

Jayden is giving Incel vibes.

He’s a twat in a moostache.

Maybe Jack is hopeful for other possibilities while being on the show.
I think they should play the Jaws soundtrack every time he appears!

He's absolutely repulsive looking. The tache and hair reminds me of the blonde forgot cowboy dude from a couple of seasons ago. Lyndall's husband? He was repulsive looking too and turned into an utter twat also. So many twatty Aussie men, I do hope it's not representive of real life.

@Villagetoraiseachild good point. He wouldn't see the issue of cheating on Tori because 'everyone makes mistakes'. Tori is still listening to him unfortunately instead of watching his body language etc. as the ixperts advised.

I’m an hour behind - why is Tim even trying to work things out with Sara? She just wants him to write stay next week so she can stay on the tv. Surely he can’t see a future with her?

Yes, why why??? They have no future ?
Maybe they get a bonus if they make it to final commitment ceremony or something ??

Is it because they think they will get more ‘fame’ from staying till the end? Even if they make themselves look like an appalling human being in the process? So many of them seem so unaware of how they come across.

Is it just me, or is Jayden starting to resemble this fella?

Some of th stay because they have made good friendships
Tim and Tristan Father and son
Lucinda and everyone is her friend so she staying to make a career.

Sarah Tori Lauren Eden Andrea all staying to think they will be more famous.
Sarah and Tori are actually making themselves less famous each week they stay.

Cass just wants to leave doesn't have a great one to one connection with anyone

Jono, Jack Jayden all out to be famous.
Tim and Ridge are OK and can't remember his wife's name think they seem genuine.

Oh Jack is a predictable tosspot. Really hope jade doesn't fall for his shite

They do realise you have to have sex to make babies?

Many thanks Lauren! I'm going to have my work cut out nc'ing to keep up with all her witticisms regarding the purple Lobster 🤣

Some people really will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame; I really can't see what Jack will get out of this other than an Only Fans page for fellow incels. To everybody else he is a complete knob. Who exactly would want to be trained by him?

I really enjoy these threads but I wish posters wouldn't go down the 'fake boobs' 'over inflated lips' 'plastic' 'skinny' type comments to describe the kind of women men like Jack are potentially into.