MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

I wonder if there might be problems in Jayden and Eden's relationship in the future. He looks like he has unresolved issues since being cheated on and his anger towards Sara seems a lot considering it wasn't him who was cheated on. Maybe a bit of counselling would help both Jayden and Eden as it might spell disaster for them long-term.

Maybe Jack's like the panda in Edinburgh zoo who only got round to having sex during lockdown when it was all peace and quiet there.

If only we could ship him off to China after it.

Jayden is asking a whole fuckton more than 5 questions.

I don’t agree with what she’s done but I’m fucking annoyed at the Witchfinder General approach.

He fucked his bird’s best mate for revenge.

He ain’t persil.

Sara, have you ended your relationship with your ex?
Bottom line.

Jayden is annoying me now

B & C made me laugh so loudly my kids asked what I found so funny.

Obviously I couldn't tell them.

I wonder if she has actually deleted the messages or just said that so she doesn't have to show them to Tim. She took her time answering the question like she had to think hard about what to say.

Completely agree, he was like the fucking Gestapo and has everyone gotten the shagging of the exes best friend while she watched? You don't have any moral high ground slug face.

Jayden is channeling the muskateers. A Mafskateer if you will.

I've never cheated but i don't necessarily need my partner reading my texts to friends and especially when we had only known each other a few weeks

I’d have that many texts denouncing Jackie bun boy and Jayden as cocks, I’d be projecting my texts on the living room wall for him to see.

Jayden is deeply unattractive.

He's only 27 and incredibly intense and uptight

Lighten up dude. Get rid of the tash and the mangey mane

And smile

@FriendofDorothy Glad to be of service

Sara is so immature it’s unreal. Always flouncing off..

That said Jayden was being too much!

Between his ginger mingey tache and her over-inflated lips I find them a very unattractive couple..

They have so much potential but they are constantly finding fault with other people's relationship that they forget that he used sex to punish and humiliate his girlfriend. Fucking disgusting.

Oh, Sara is a lying cow but I think Ginger Minge is grim.

No she clearly doesn’t want to speak to you Tim.

Because you sat by and watched her get fucking baited by Clarence the Bastard Lion there.

Knob.

Jayden and Eden wont last

I cannot wait to see Lucinda and Timothy doing their ‘secret mission’ 😂😂😂

Oh Andrea.

take off your rose tinted hair.

Placemarking to come back and catch up on thread

Just discovered this last night and hooked

Poor Tim

Looks like Jack would get it on with Jade given half a chance.
Interesting
Not surprising

Eugh no, Jack hitting on Jade....

here We go. I knew lobster was going to make the moves on Jade.. one of the most plastic looking ones 👍