MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Thanks for point C 😩😩🤢🤣

Yeah, I guess jack is more used to stick thin, fake boobs, fake lips type rather than a lovely looking normal woman like Tory. I agree he's probably used to porn with unrealistic women so Tory must look a whale to him! Even though her figure is gorgeous.

I think Tory knows in her mind, she's very stubborn and probably just doesn't wanna be wrong, even though she probably agrees in her gut with what others are saying.

That's the big green pack, right? I've had the steak one that's usually sold in the same box. 😋

Tori's plan should be:
1 - find a new partner

Darlin.. if you have to beg for a hug and it’s this dramatic then he’s not the one. I don’t care how “slow burning” you are, after 2 months cuddles in bed is something that should have happened weeks ago

Tim ❤️

Yep
Went down far too fast, sadly

Sara “is there anything you need from me”?

Beaten down Tim should have replied “ how about not sleeping with your ex”,

How is this supposed to help Eden’s anxiety?

I think this too. She has a lovely face. The personality of a stick of celery but a lovely face. I can only assume he has a “type” as she’s more curvy.

'A taxi number'.

😂

I find Jayden really unattractive and that mustache makes him look worse 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sara wants to move forward
By Tim forgetting about all her wrongdoings
Doesn't work like that, pet.

Sara is starting to put in the ground work.

She only bought him a hot drink!

I was thinking the same 🤣 I assume some stuff has been going on behind the scenes

Yeah she wants to gloss over what’s she’s done, so she doesn’t have to give further explanation and he will forget her behaviour.

And her way of ‘working hard’ to gain Tims trust, is making him drinks and breakfast and giving him lots of hugs 🙄

Haven't jack and Tori had sex yet?

😳

Nope but he’s planning babies with her 🙄🙄😂😂

Nope. That's why Tori is getting excited about having children in the next two years. Means she'll get some action at some point

I would have asked how he’d feel about her body changing after children if he can’t even sleep with her now.

I love that it's a One Point Plan!

I wonder if she's ever tried to initiate sex with him.

To be fair if a man did what Sara did, I could easily be swayed with a box of Godiva chocolates and a nice 24 piece box of macrons from Laduree ( or however it’s spelled as I’m usually scoffing them down to be looking at the spelling)

after polishing them off then my senses will return 🤣🤣😋

Battle of the brows: Eden v Sara

Sara wins for me. Eden's are too straggly on the top edge. I think Sara's were trimmed post lamination.

(I am middle aged with natural (going grey) brows and to me lamination is what you do to make good croissants!)