MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

There is somewhere yes, I don’t have the link though

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FFS. Show has only been on for 10 minutes and we’ve had 2 advert breaks already 🤯

And how much of those 10 minutes were recaps of past shows 🤬

Evening mafs fans 👋🏻

JellyBeanFactory

I totally agree ...

"I don't think Cass and Tris will last after the next ceremony, but I do think Tim will be sucked back under Sara's evil spell."

Plus agree "My predictions are that only Ridge & Jade and Jayden & Eden remain together/commit to a future at final vows."

But I don't think Andrea and Richard will stay to the bitter end.

I feel sorry for Michael and Stephen, they just were not well matched.

I wonder how Jack feels with all the attention being on Sara. I think Jack might feel a bit sorry he is not centre stage!

Tori's just pissed they're not the golden couple.

Evening all, was too busy scoffing dinner to greet earlier!

Sara's gone out. Probably to meet her ex

Ah Tim, bless you. She is not going to do any of that, not really. Especially the listening to you part

Tim is great, deserves a considerable upgrade.

I sat here and said the same thing 🤣🤣

Another ad ffs.

It's like the Rachel and Ross letter. I doubt Sara will read it and probably just pretend she did.

Me three 😂😂

Is it me or are there more breaks than usual 🤔🤔

The viewing figures must have shot up....says cynical me.

I said this too!

Yeah that’s what I was thinking!

So far there’s been one every 5 minutes and each time, it’s like 4 minutes of adverts.

If Sara replies "we were on a break!" that would make my evening!

Jack thinking it was just plain old mean of the ixperts to list all nasty behaviour. 🙄

I cannot believe Tim wants to make any effort with Sara. Is he being offered a bonus? Or is he on drugs?

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She’s not even listening, she’s sitting there thinking it’s an overreaction and to fuck off.

She might not have her fingers in her ears and sing lalalala I'm not listening, but her face is saying it