MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Anyone on MAFS from Perth is a wrong un.

Not caught up with
Last night yet but
I
Def agree dick is giving me
Sexiest sulky vibes

Telling the world about the bedroom
Activity won't go down well with a mature lady who has older adult kids Gross

I imagine he is really whining behind closed doors. Andie should cut her losses. She is super pretty and I'm
Sure can do better.

What could he do really? He didn't fancy the man.

He could have:

• not flirted with the hairdresser in front of him
• not lied to him about fancying the hairdresser
• not taken the hairdresser's number and exchanged flirty texts in front of him
• not admitted he lied then tried to gaslight Michael about it
• washed his hair

Okay the last one isn't relevant but still, he should do it.

@HeBeaverandSheBeaver

I imagine he is really whining behind closed doors. Andie should cut her losses. She is super pretty and^ I'm^ Sure can do better.

Yes to this. You can see how stressed Andi is - the tentative look on her face plus her stressed breathing. I really hope she writes Leave next time - I can't see that "Richie" has anything to offer her. If anything he's driving her further away from him with his sulky entitled behaviour. 🌹

YES TO THIS. Please just don't. NO NEED. Nor photos with people blurred or anything else, there are separate spoiler threads for a reason.

This with bells on!
Given his shitty behaviour I reckon his greasy hair is highly relevant 😀
Loads of them show zero accountability this season.

What was with the sultry gym VT of Sara anyway!
I can’t imagine being able to keep a straight face if that was me, it was cringe inducing.
Sara also does a weird pout thing with her mouth and reminds me of Trump. She’s nowhere near as hot as she imagines herself to be!

Andi looks really uncomfortable when on the coach, almost frightened to voice her thoughts.

I don't think Cass and Tris will last after the next ceremony, but I do think Tim will be sucked back under Sara's evil spell. I think the rest will all go to the very end, then it'll be interesting to see if his commits at the end.

My predictions are that only Ridge & Jade and Jayden & Eden remain together/commit to a future at final vows.

Can't recall any deets but I got that impression somewhere along the line.

Is it true that Tim is a millionaire? Is that why Sara is keen to hold onto him?

Aw, so glad Johnny and Kerry still going strong, they were so good as a couple (very low drama) and at bringing the group together.

If I remember correctly, Johnny was initially very unsure because Kerry was still in touch with her ex over shared dog custody. But once she had clarified that and reassured him she had his back, they really flourished.

Could well be, though can't look it up, lots of spoilers about!

Richard and Andrea aren't a good match. He's a sulky bully. He is annoyed that he's not getting any action and really can't imagine that it has anything to do with his own behaviour. Andrea should run (I think her and Timothy would be a better match if it doesn't work out between him and Lucinda).

completely agree - no spoilers means no spoilers at all

Everyone including the ixperts seems to just be waiting for Andrea to swallow her distaste and give Richard what he wants, rather than advising him she might fancy him if he was less of a pillock. Aside from everything else I'd have been put off by the terrifying codependent relationship he has with his daughter.

They said they did it or she said, I think a programme or two after they got married.

Like I said, Sara is under this impression she’s super hot. I actually watched her face a bit last night just to check and nope, I mean attractive, maybe even pretty but then she goes and spoils it all with pouts and side eye and ruins any attractiveness she might have. She does smirk and glare and smug very well and even her caught out and upset looks, they don’t seem genuine to me. Whereas Tori, you can see every emotion clearly on her face, Cass, Eden, Lauren and Jade too. Lucinda is a bit more hidden. Andi same, she shows emotions easily. And I was never sure if Natalie was faking it or genuinely upset but now I think the latter. Ellie definitely like Sara, they did the same acting course.

If you know Latinas well some of them, not all of them can be like this. It’s quite a character trait in some.

Love your structure of message all bullet point so neat.
He can get his hair washed with his new crush. He is not a great advertisement for a hairdresser. I never liked him from start but did some on here think he was good-looking at start.

Andrea looks like a shadow of her former self. I hope she doesn't shag him just to stop him sulking.

How long have they actually been in the experiment? I’m sure last week they said they were 5 weeks in. How could intimacy week be 6 weeks ago?
Whatever it is probably over for Richard and Andi, she has got the major ick. She is very pretty and could find someone much nicer to her than Dick.

I wondered that too.

I used to breathe through my mouth as a child (still do a lot of the time) due to problems with adenoids, and was always being told by my Mum to shut my mouth, so I'm still self conscious about having my mouth open and looking gormless. This means I can't get my head around Sara with her mouth open all the time as if she thinks it's sexy. Or maybe it's a result of all the fillers

I think they are messing with the timing behind the scenes in order to make it easier for people to take part. So they aren't there constantly for 8 weeks but they do 7-10 days for weddings and honeymoons and then a series of long weekends. Jade wouldn't leave her daughter for 6-8 weeks solid.

Dinner parties are explosive because couples aren't seeing each other much so there's lots to ask each other about. Then the next day is the commitment ceremony. Together they are two episodes. Then there is the following day reveal that it's Friends and family week or retreat and they do that filming but then have some time in their own lives and then come back for dinner party warm up. It isn't a continuous experiment.

Then there's Sara asking for a "weekend off" to shag her ex dog sit. I think they should be more transparent about how the ixperiment actually works.