MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Have he & Sara dtd?

Yes.

I don't understand Sarah at all.

Why would anyone go on international TV and basically admit that their ex treats them like shit, cheated on them multiple times but they are desperate enough to run back for any breadcrumbs thrown their way and will sleep with them even though they have a girlfriend.

For a mistress, she's fairly arrogant and seems to think very highly of herself in a lot of ways despite not having the confidence to shake off the ex. She's incredibly rude also and highly self absorbed.

Is she really stupid or what?

Cannot wait to see Lauren (my absolute fav along with Lucinda) ripping Jack to pieces!

I really dislike Sarah, she's totally in the wrong here and does deserve to be called out on it but the trailer bit for feedback week is giving me burn the adulteress witch vibes. I wonder if Jayden would be quite as het up about it if it was one of the blokes who'd cheated, I think not.

Sarah can’t keep up with her own (not exactly complicated) lies but thinks everyone is more stupid than her.

Laurens questions are going to be incredible.

In fact she looks smug!

Biggest wtf is why did she tell Eden what she was doing?

That part makes zero sense!

Is she really stupid or what?

She can't be the sharpest tool in the box to have told Eden where she was going in the first place. If she'd have kept her trap shut about it she'd likely never have been found out.

Better for Tim that she did, but it came off as another example of her need for the other Women to know that she's desirable to so many Men.

Poor Tim him and Cass would be a nice match.
There is not one nice couple there
Yes there are nice individuals but none will ever last after final vows, its definitely not for love any of them are there. It's all for publicity.
Glad to see Michael away from Steven he deserves better.
Great drama tonight

Sara and Tim had sex almost immediately iirc? They always say that the chemistry is not a lacking area in their relationship.

I was disappointed in John saying Sara and Tim can turn it around this week. He knows full well Sara lacks awareness and isn't into Tim and won't be able to do a 180 on her personality within 5 days. It takes ppl years to sort through their own shit. She's manipulative, gaslighting, defensive and outright abusive. I'm really disappointed they didn't offer Tim to leave anyway like they sometimes do.

This other guy hit the nail on the head: the Sara on the couch isn't the real Sara. Such a red flag and it's exactly how abusers are.

Tori and Jack...oh Tori...I think she's sweet but can't understand for the life of me how she isn't seeing through Jack. I really want to know what he says and does to her when the camera isn't there. The experts are concerned for her.

Andy went off Richie because he was giving sex pest vibes and he doesn't see it. She had a bad experience in the past and is stuck there. Richie is a good guy. I hope they can move past it. I was surprised they hadn't kissed in six weeks and therefore not shagged I guess.

Richie gives me the impression that he’s sulky about not getting sex

SUCH a red flag AND a massive turn off.

I agree.

I think men who get arsey because they are not continually getting their ego (or anything else) stroked tend not to be good men.

We haven't seen much of this rumoured lovely side to Dickie have we? Even in the early days when he was getting his end away he was a clueless prick over the ranking challenge. Most of his VTs were him hinting at having sex then doing the dirty laugh.

The thing with Andi and Richard is that you can meet someone and be attracted to them but not really know them. And I think when they got to know each other a bit more, they weren't such a good fit.

Andi just didn't like the way he sat there shouting 'we sucked, we fucked and everything else' she also didn't like him ranking her 3rd in the photo challenge. And I can understand that. When you've slept with someone and they sit there and rank you less favourably to women young enough to be his daughter then that would give most people the massive ick.

Tori, sweet? I don't see that at all. She's arrogant, that's the problem. She definitely views herself as superior to others. In her mind, Jack is the perfect man and no matter what he does she doesn't care.

Can you imagine Jaydens horrific scenario in this? He'd be telling Tim to sleep with Lauren while Sara watched, then they'd be able to move on with their relationship 🤢

Yes I was thinking Tim (younger) and Cassandra. They'd be more suited on an emotional level.

Also I think Michael's goose was cooked when he, honestly and in private, let Stephen know that he'd been previously matched but that they'd not met at all before the other guy dropped out. Stephen seemed to think he was second best from that point and took out his own insecurities on Michael. Some of the words he used towards Michael were unnecessarily hurtful. 🌹

Absolutely and I can understand Andrea not wanting to go there. He's really only thinking about what he wants and is using some quite emotive language towards her - what a turnoff. I notice she didn't "sing" her Stay this week. 🌹

Also I think Michael's goose was cooked when he, honestly and in private, let Stephen know that he'd been previously matched but that they'd not met at all before the other guy dropped out. Stephen seemed to think he was second best from that point and took out his own insecurities on Michael. Some of the words he used towards Michael were unnecessarily hurtful.

I thought the same and wish someone had told him that Johnny and Kerry from another series only met because Johnny's original match pulled out just like Michael's did. And they are properly married to this day. I couldn't understand Stephen's perspective because Michael hadn't even met the original match.

I don't think Greasy Steve's so-called insecurities had anything to do with it. He latched onto that but the real issue is he's immature, emotionally unintelligent, and shallow as a puddle.

Spot on. At any age it's distasteful to discuss your sex life.

They were pretty rude to Steven on the couch though.
Yes he felt a spark with someone else and no spark with Michael.

What could he do really? He didn't fancy the man.

Richie and Andrea are strange. They haven't had sec or kissed for 6 weeks now but no real advice or assistance or exploring what is wrong by the experts. It's weird! It's clearly not working if they can't get over the couch comment but fancied each other. Only Richie seems to be blamed. (Like Collins or Ben-they pick a villain in each couple and a hero)