MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Lauren’s questions for Jack
😂😂

Jack do you wear a toupee?
Jack. Why are you purple?

😂😂😂😂

Lauren's questions sound genius. Shame I'm out tomorrow.

Oh Lauren!
Those questions!
You slay me 😂

She’s my fave 🤣🤣

I wasn’t sure about her at first, but she’s totally won me over. Super perceptive and incredibly funny 🤣🤣

Jack, is your stress ball eater egg a transitional object?

I'd certainly be watching my back in the bedroom in case she comes for my balls with a huge knife!

I stand proud as one of the Early Lauren Fans 😁

Same. She is saying everything we are thinking!

I really like her.

Yup, I noticed this too.

Interesting that Jayden has appointed himself as the Morality Police, considering what he did ...

Lauren is channeling Mumsnetters!
Also if I was Tim, quick check up at the STD clinic.

Jayden into retribution.

100%!

On her wedding day I thought she was going to be a bit of a nightmare, but she quickly became one of my faves!

Love Lauren. 'I'm going to push his buttons until he pops'. I can't wait to see it.

Genuinely think Tim should have been given the option to leave anyway, rather than being encouraged to stay in the ridiculous charade.

Jayden is being a dick and his moustache / hair combo are reminiscent of an early 1980’s Los Angeles porn star.

I’d love to see Lauren as a Guest ixpert next year 😂

Lauren, Evelyn and 9.5.

I think Tim should just leave like Natalie did.

Sara would be apoplectic.

Sara is in for a mega rough week. She can't possibly defend sleeping with her ex on and off for six years even while he had another girlfriend. She cheated on Tim and is barely apologetic. Why did she want to stay?

She doesn't have the right attitude and temperament to turn this around. She is only going to come across worse, make herself unpopular post MAFS and lose clients.

It's almost like some of the blokes are taking bets on which one of them can look the most ridiculous. It looks like something crawled into his top lip and died.

That’s it. I couldn’t quite figure out who or what he reminded me of 😩

Yes I was thinking he should he given that option but he seems fine to plod along..

DH and I were creased at Sara & Tim on the couch.

'I slept with him for the first 4 years but not the last 2 years'

'Except that time a month before the experiment?'

'Yeah except that time'.

What an utter snake she is.

I think Jayden was trying to cosplay a vampire at this week’s commitment ceremony

I was thinking walk out from the flat and quit, but yes, he probably won't.