MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

I get that a bit. He's had a relationship before, albeit it one. So he wasn't in love with her?

Oh absolutely, he's acted with dignity throughout.

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Michael seems so genuine. He was practically crying on the sofa. I hope he is getting lots of attention from the right type of men now he has left.

Did both Michael & chip pan leave? The dog was being a twat and I missed it.

Richie and Andi aren't matched. She prefers him really when he's sick. She's not that keen on the bouncy, extrovert Richie and likes the romantic, sexy one he was at the start.

He needs his ego to be stroked and she's not the woman who's going to do it for him I think. Similar to Cass and Tris but the other way round. I feel Cass is holding back her real personality, she seems to be really subdued and not herself.

Yep both wrote leave.

Yes. They spoke nicely to Michael.

But he's very good at doing pouty, puppy dog eyes, feel sorry for me.

Lauren is loving it!

I trust Jack
To be a dickhead

Uh oh. Tori doesn’t trust Jack. Bad dog!

FGS Tori you idiot

John is on fire tonight, so god help Sara!

I think Tori has finally realised that he thinks she's fat. She's still willing to stick to their pact to reach the final commitment ceremony, but she knows now he's double crossed her.

I've been on the fence with these two - currently I think they're acting out their parts.

He was just warming up with Jack

When the ixpert tells you to look at their behaviour to see, you can see he’s a dick.

She was always going to stay, just tried to drag it out

I reckon if this wasn't on tv, he'd beat her for that. Alessandra was right, she needs to see what she's being shown.

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Why were you meeting your ex?
Rumpy pumpy, I think?

I reckon Lobster Jack has a small penis

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whats tori smiling for? I thought Sara was her friend 🤔