MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Sara is such a liar!

Alessandra goes in for the kill.

From all the smirks it appears Sara is almost at Jack's level of being disliked by the others.

She’s taking pleasure in someone else being on the hot seat

Sarah

Tori’s habit of constantly rolling her tongue is really distracting.

And not even a good one!

As judge Judy says, if you tell the truth you don’t need to have a good memory 😅

Sara's put her blusher on with a trowel tonight.

Ooh love me a bit of Judge Judy!

But she's not, she's one of the worst liars I've ever seen! She is shit at it!

judge Judy always says the truth is easier as you don't have to remember what you said, and she's bang on correct. (Not that I take a lot of life guidance from 'what would Judge Judy say',honest....)

Can you imagine if she was an ixpert or a guest one…🤣

I think Sara wants Tim to worship her and keep running back to her like she does with her ex.

@hoxtonbabe haha, great minds etc. And the greatest one of all is Judge Judy.

Or lovely Judge Rob Rinder

I know 😂

I was always wondering with the girls (and boys) how can they be so close in a matter of weeks? They're not and they'll stab each other in the back any chance they'll get.

I do think certain of them either get on or set their sights on who will have has their back so they can use them for friendship purposes or to bitch about other couples, e.g. Lauren and Sara.

I think Tori is smiling at Sara's misfortune because she wasn't pleased at being told about Jack being an arsehole yet again by Lauren and Sara both of whom looked like the cat who got the cream but especially Sara who almost relished telling Tori that Jack had slapped her arse, kissed her ex, a bit from Sara to Tori "see here bitch, I'm the top bitch here, all the guys fancy me".

As a fellow Virgoan (like Tori) I wouldn't be pleased one bit.

Alessandra is nailing the counselling bits here for me. Far better than John and Mel.

Phahahaha John!
Blushing!

You’d think Sara would be begging someone to take her shovel off her.

What a prize cow. What was your question?

She is a bad liar, its funny actually.

She’s going to be demanding to be brought a glass of wine in a minute.

Ooh Sara getting chippy there. Tbh, others speaking can't do more damage than she's doing herself.

Tori is such a cow 🤣 she’s absolutely loving it that Sara getting it in the neck…

John's all over them tonight! He's not holding back. It's like the producers have given him a chance to ask some questions.........to make for a more dramatic effect.

I feel a leave coming on