MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Exactly… he did the whole leave thing first and it totally blindsided her too.

Interesting take from Icky Dickie there.

And whoa about the kiss, that's longer than I thought.

Little Richie feeling neglected.

2 wrongs don't make a right.

What a sulky man child.

He’s behaving like a spoiled boy.

Ritchie is the one not listening

They need some proper counselling.

Lauren's remembered her clothes.

Can't the ixperts tell Icky Dicky nothing is a bigger turn off than a man sulking over lack of sex?

Lauren and Jono don't have time to get comfy on the settee then

Why isn’t John saying much? Is he saving all his wisdom for Sara?

And Jack!

I do hope so.

But it’s not wrong. The couch session is the time you discuss issues and say stay or leave, and if I was on the show that is the time I would say what I feel, etc. The only time I was cheesed off was with chop pan hair and Mike but that’s because he really was being an arse about it all and how he worded things, etc.

I didn’t think Tris should have given Cass a heads up either but If we are going to go there about giving a heads up, he didn’t give her one so can’t really expect her to do it either.

I’m getting a bit tired of him tbh

Tristan really should not have been included in this programme.

Noted that John's comments re integrity etc were only directed at Michael, not chip pan.

Ooh big gap on sofa there.

oh oh.. johns been saving it all for Jack 🤣

John isn’t taking any crap this year 😂

Tori's going to need a bigger rug to sweep all that under

Go on John!! Roast that glazed ham!

John listing the behaviours is very effective.

And rightly so! Mike really got a raw deal.. he should get a refund! 😅