The Apprentice Thread Two - Get Shucked

[ArticSaviour]

Title says it all

Great title 👏

They make it too easy

Love the title!

I feel deprived, was looking forward to the self-shucking in pools of blood.

Brilliant title 🦪

I hope they are planning on an oyster-shucking task for next year.

Thanks for the thread

god who writes these jokes. and the sycophantic laughing

@ArticSaviour Alan stole your joke 🤣

The jokes are awful.

Cheeky twat

Never heard a word pronounced so many different ways as bachin

Christ, those fines

£90 for potatoes!

£90 fine for potatoes? I know Jersey Royals are pricey but that’s ridiculous.

Shucked or unshucked?

I think Maura should go home

How can you go to Jersey and not get potatoes?!

Surely the easiest item to tick off the list!

How do they not know what Jersey Royala are? They could have got them in Sainsbury's

How did neither of them get potatoes? It must have been one of the easiest items to find.

Amina must be for the chop.

I don't know who I want to win they all seem pretty rubbish.

Maura, Amina or Onyeka to go tonight possibly?

I like Flo and Raj.