The Apprentice Thread Two - Get Shucked

[ArticSaviour]

Title says it all

Oh out of a bad bunch I quite liked amina and Jack

Maura is talking shit about the surfboard isn’t she? She had agreed £190 and that is when Jack jumped in?

Amina has turned up to You're Fired in her nana's nightie

Is Amina pregnant on You’re Fired or just wearing an unflattering nightie?

Where are you watching this? I’m on BBC2 and no sign of Amina yet

Just turning off ur fired not only an irritating host but thrush himself turned up on the panel !

Amina and Jack were on at the beginning when Tom was opening the show, just waving at the camera.

Thanks artic!

Just bringing this over from the last thread

I just want a job where I can look as pissed off as Karen, all day.

May I recommend teaching to you lentil? Pay's nearly as much as Karren gets .

There was a collective "oh ffs" in this house!

Someone mentioned Paul as a highlight.

Does anyone know who Paul is?

Paul is the very pretty dentist.

Jesus, they are putting Maura in front of a camera again next week

Oh, he’s the one I thought was the dodgy doctor

No, Asif was the dodgy doctor and he has, fortunately for us all, gone already.

That's a mistake surely

They're is something about Maura that isn't endearing (in my opinion) plus absolutely wtf are they doing letting her in front of a camera again 😳. I still can't recall half of their names. I was actually quite surprised that Suralan got rid of Jack

Was it really the worst anyone has ever done in that task?!

Why didn't they pick up the phone and start calling people as soon as they got in the cars? Why not ask the sellers about the items they don't know about it's worth a punt they may know

The logo for the car that was shown in the preview looks absolutely shite

It will definitely be easier once the blondes and the beards thin out a bit.

Maura seems permanently awkward doesn't she? (And her acting reflects that!)

Can't say I'm sorry to see Jack go. I just couldn't take to him and his unjustified belief he was a winner whilst on a losing steak. Will miss his pearly whites!!

I like Flo and Tre. Raj too plus a few others whose names I'm still not too sure on - especially the young woman who looks constantly irk by the rest of them (probably because they tend to ignore her!)

Isn't Paul the last pie man?

I thought Phil was a pie man.

I’ve actually bought pies from his business before and now can’t get off the mailing list

Noor = the constantly irked one.

I'll get there with the names when there's four left!

Noor is constantly ignored and overlooked.
Jack was unshakable in his belief he was a winner, even during ‘ You’re Fired!’
There were several instances this week of men interrupting and talking over women.
There were lots more instances of ‘myself/yourself’ 😬
Candidates mangle words every week! This week, two people said ‘envisioned’, when it seemed like ‘envisaged’ would be better, but someone may correct me on that one!
Flo is doing very well.

This task is part of the competition every year but they are clueless. Don’t the watch previous episodes?

Jack’s parents on ‘You’re Fired!’ looked startlingly alike! They do say we are attracted to people who look like us!?

Paul was quite good this week, I thought. (He's the dentist, and he showed some charm in negotiation this time.)

No one seems to have much time for Noor, I wonder why.

It all got a bit silly with the discounts for DIY.

I don't actually think they were the worst ever team on this type of challenge. At least no one got the completely wrong item.