The Apprentice Thread Two - Get Shucked

[ArticSaviour]

Title says it all

i can recommend the Great Pottery Throwdown as an exception to this 🤞 it continues

I love it but tbh I don’t find Keith’s tears authentic.

The Sewing Bee is nice. I like Patrick and Esme.

So what twattery awaits tonight ? Formula E !!

Let's take a moment to remember the late Stuart 'the brand' Baggs when faced with a Formula 1 task: "I'm going to have to rein in my extreme masculinity on this task!"

Classic!

Week 5, and they are all wankers.

There's absolutely no way that footage was of them leaving the house at 4 20am - it was broad daylight!:

4.00am pitch black, 4.20am bright daylight. Those girls would never be ready, hair and makeup in 20mins 😂 why do they even bother lying about it!

Maeve is deluded, surely? She would be shite

Is it Maeve? Maura? Whoever she is

There is so much bullshit with this program still live it though despite them all being portrayed ( edited ) as wankers !!

I can’t remember where I read this but one of the former contestants said that although the cars are there in 20 minutes that’s not necessarily when they all leave.

I always think.... Yes the cars might be outside in 20mins, but they won't be going anywhere for 2 hours!

Maura kills me. Sorry, but she is 100% useless at everything.

Noor is so overlooked by absolutely everybody.

Paul has this in the bag!!!

E cars, hmm, let me think. Got it. Sea. Of course.

Poor Noor gets shut down every time.

Tre's team....

Irritating isn't it. Her time will come.

That’s a really shit logo.

Is Noor a first name Ig ?

This one seems even more fake than usual.

Flo is going to kill the guy who keeps speaking over her.

I wonder why?

They must all find her very irritating .

That guy Phil is ruining Flo’s pitch.

If Paul can walk the walk as much as he can talk the talk, the car company will want to employ him!!!

Nooo don’t put Maura in front of the camera again.