MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

Them’s the ones betty 😞

I will watch it.

The question for me is will I be keeping watching…

As said, I love a bit of fluff telly.

Watching folk being thrown to the lions? Far from fluffy.

And if the ruddy experts are busy congratulating themselves and doling out hearty pats on the back at their work?

I will come. I will see. I will criticise.

Beware the Snides of Sheldon.

What I don't understand is why they are telling us about the trans woman beforehand but making out they didn't tell your man

I reckon someone has been piping up on soshul meja and the powers that be are firefighting Jane

Or has threatened to…

I’m undecided on the watching front myself at the mo - if I do it will probably only be for Sheldon’s commentary!

Call it intuition or a 6th sense but

Tbf, morbid curiosity features quite highly on my motivations for doing all sorts of things…

Aye. Morbid curiosity has a lot to answer for

And a little bit of unconscious troughing when it goes a bit Cyrell.

Just sat for ages trying to work out the rhyming slang going on. Was thinking along the lines of "It's all gone a bit Pete Tong" I've just realised it's a reference to a previous contestant. (After googling)

Doh!

My apologies Bow 😘

On the plus side you now deserve a cuppy and a slice of cake to replenish yourself.

I have vickysponge from a lovely neighbour. I had some for breakfast too. Happy days 😊

So excited for this.

I’ve looked at the Insta feed and there’s enough of a collection of total and utter wankers to make this a very entertaining series

only started watching the last year and then watched the Australian one looking forward to tonight

Are we all hunkering down at 9pm?

Is it tonight?

Will probably watch a bit later on demand so can miss adverts! Looking forward to see what delights are in store 😜

I forgot this was tonight. Let the carnage begin!

I find I have to pay full attention for the first few episodes, otherwise I lose track of who everyone is, so may not be very vocal tonight.
Enjoy, everyone!!

Counting down...

Right then, let’s see how this goes

A man not a boy or a woman

Ricky Gervais

I am so here for this.

All the men are interchangeable