MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

This nursery rhyme Jane?

Georgies Porgies pompoms and hairypie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He shat his trunks and ran away 😇

He shat his trunks and ran away

Clean up on aisle 4

A good point @OhComeOnFFS

I’ll give him a tiny bit of leeway for nerves and the likelihood of blathering utter shite in nervousness. For now.

I’m unsure if it is pervish territory or 13 year old boy in man body territory. Both of course are deeply unattractive and creepy and would make most women snap shut like a clam.

He has however shown enough for me to think him an utter non.

The honeymoon is going to be a dire watch if there are bikinis about.

Clean up on aisle 4

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As someone who can’t speak a word of French - is he speaking fluent French or shit French?!

I can’t stand him and his tits obsession.

Here you are - may I introduce Peggy 😅https://thetab.com/uk/2023/09/22/married-at-first-sight-uk-peggy-take-me-out-330440

NO WAAAAAAAAAAAY. queenie

My flab is ghasted 😳

@Ivebeentogeorgia

my French is pure pidge. I gave it up to do Latin…

Hopefully someone will be along to advise.

His vows sounded hesitant to me though. Maybe nerves or maybe he is too flash for Gordon 🤷🏽‍♀️

Oh wow! Peggy has had quite an eventful 40 years to change that much… 😂

Damn, don't scroll to the bottom of the link if you don't want spoilers

I wonder what it's like to look like a completely different person though

I look different to how I started.

Ex had a hand or two in that.

NOT THAT FECKIN DIFFERENT THOUGH!!

He's better than King Charles but worse than Emmanuel Macron

🤣🤣

Mine tooooooo!! 😳

Thanks for the warning janwe. Was just about to go clicky link 🫣

Clearly the bastard w is silent 🤣

The next thread will be brought to you by the number 4, the colour brown and Marcel Marceau if we keep going silently!

Je suis une muppette

Oh. She's not who I was thinking of on TMO.

usernother

Maybe there was a larva or pupa appearance in the mix as well?

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#gottalovethecreepyweebrackets

I must be getting muddled.

I thought she was on there too in a not so very different face.

Maybe just someone with the same aesthetician or whatever.

It can be a very cloney look these days 😳

Re Nat and Ella, I think he quite liked her at their wedding because she was mostly covered up and looked more 'feminine'. But on honeymoon with the comedy breasts in a ridiculously tiny bikini and shouting about flaps, etc. Ella seemed more like a drag queen doing over the top parody like they do. Completely different aesthetics and completely different vibe which clearly put him off. I wonder what compels her to behave like that.

Oh Sacré Bleu I thought Le Muppette was a perv now too for a second. Le phew.

Phew indeed.

No one needs a feathery tickly moi aussi 🥺

Grover looks a bit mischievous though…

Je regrette. Veuillez m'excuser

I had no idea there was clicky clicky spoilers at the end! 🙄

I didn't look that far!

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