MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

I will watch this because I can't stop myself but I mourn the loss of the original MAFS UK format. 4 couples, no instashit, they were all quite normal and in it for vaguely the 'right' reasons.

As reality TV shows about lifelong commitments to absolute strangers go, it was all quite wholesome and understated. Those days have gone 😞

Don’t say I’ve bodged and a MAFSaus is imminent instead? 😳

Found it! Closing date was last week

I worked on the new series
It will be on TV in September.
The advert for people to apply is already for the next series which will start filming in November or December.

I will read the thread later when I can concentrate. Thanks Sheldon

Thank you viktoria

Apologies if you are an ixpert after I’ve been chopsing off….

I am merely a gobshite who loves the concept of MAFS even when there isn’t twenty shades of drama.

And I say that as someone who is borderline Cyrell… 🍷

I quite enjoyed the USA one as well, for a bit of a change. I caught up with them all during lockdown. I'm all about the drama, but I do get quite confused with the inflated lips and boobs and hair extensions. For the first few weeks I do get them mixed up. The 'influencers' have taken over from the original types unfortunately 😕

Thanks @viktoria been waiting for the start date but celebs go dating is on all next week at 9pm so I didn’t think it would be till September this year

Hahaha... absolutely no offence taken.
I'm glad people will be watching... I hope!

Ah the end of the school holidays are in sight and MAFS is returning. Happy days!!

Ooh I LOVE Celebs Go Dating (mainly for Rob Becketts voice overs) I'll have to go and search up who is on this series (Ulrika Johnson and Kerry Katona probably)

I'm going to try and keep up with MAFS this time too.

<waves to the wondrous Sheldonesque and ponders on why she hasn't been signed up to do the MAFS voiceover a la Rob Beckett style (but better)>

I am not worthy Cariad. 👋🏼

And as liberal as Channel 4 seems to be with regards to those who are of the swearymary persuasion, if it is another lot of instafloggers with pumped and puffy extremities and questionable attitudes to the opposite sex, I am likely to go all in with the big fat c word and get my jotters.

In case you are wondering the c word in mind is not cariad🤣

Rob Beckett on CGD is immense and the only reason for watching it.

Although I am cheering on Vanessa to find love - even if it probably won’t be on CGD.

Don't worry. I've got your back 😉 😂

I love watching this show. Don't know if I would go on it though.

I’d go on it.

But they don’t seem to favour pigs in knickers.

Just cocks in no socks.

Don't worry. I've got your back 😉 😂

I’ve got a fat one. Like this gent.

I have yet to drive to Dundee in bare feet. Some dude in mafsuk will have done it though…

Waves @SheldonesqueTheBstard how are you my lovely?!! Many thanks for prompt and will read full thread to identify people like us i.e bonkers, can hoik bosoms over shoulders and spot a bad 'un at 20 paces.

MrsCatE

How the very devil are you and your hoiky bosom? ☺️

I hope you have pressed your judgey drawers and are poised to chastise those that fit the criteria of bad ‘un.

I may well be going full Aunt Irma. Time will tell 👹

SO looking forward to this (and Bake Off, and Strictly)
Thanks for kickstarting the thread, @SheldonesqueTheBstard
And thanks to @viktoria for helping to make this piece of fabulousness come to life.

Omg placemarking. Excited

@SheldonesqueTheBstard my massive knickers are already tucked into my bosom foundation garment in expectation of much tutting at young 'uns of today. To be honest, I'll have to create some sort of jaw bra to stop it dropping in complete disbelief and ending up wedged in my stomach and having to be extracted with an oiled spatula x

An oiled spatula?

Michty michty me lass.

You’d have more luck prising things apart with the classic MN fishslice and sexlube… 😉

bluetrews

I know, right? There are some smashing viewing delights just around the corner.

Bugger the square eyes - I’m probably going to be more like this 😍

And then someone will make me get the hump and my face will be a mix of 🤨 and 😖 and 😱.

With my neck going full Deirdre…

Can't wait for this!