MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

So the Great Australian Sock Shortage hasn’t quite made it this far then!

i cant be the only one who thinks are they trans

There's already a couple I'd like to sock @Sunbird24

@JaneJeffer and if previous years are much to go by, even the “nice” ones are going to be horrific

At least 3 of the women look the same. Name tags needed!

All of them @catskittens? Some pretty chiselled jawlines among those women.

I’d already slap the greasy-looking lad who asked about sleeping with the girls on the first date

Oh no, we’ve already got some fake crying, jeez help me

tatts on face again he would look so much better
last years matt i think was bloody awful inside and out

Miss Head Turner strikes me as a Katie Hopkins type

Ella’s voice is a bit of a give-away isn’t it?

I'm bowing out before it starts due to preposterous trans issue and I already feel a little bit cleansed. Enjoy if you can all regulars.

Head turner is going to end up with a posh boy but be lusting after a bad boy

lol nothing would surprise me for the shock factor

The women all look weird and plastic. Is it shit makeup or bad lighting?

@LindorDoubleChoc I don't mind so far because one of the husbands said he's open to male or female so I presume he's going to be paired with the trans woman

Oh this is going to be toxic viewing! I’m buzzzzzing (except for the fact I can’t tell the women apart).

well we know who one pair will be then

Fillers I think @Wherethecrawdadssingg

The awful fillers

It’s all so shiny

Shiny and orange

I think they know dearie

Meet the people who have made shit decisions everyone