MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

@RainbowZebraWarrior

Listening to a certain someone on the commute home. Thinking of you 🌈 🎀

📻 🦒 📦 🪟 x

Oh be still my beating heart. I think I shall have to indulge in a listen / singalong tomorrow (Gotta have a bit of Bank Holiday Excitement, eh?)

I'm mighty impressed with the song related emojis!

I'm also still tittering about the oiled spatula / good old fish slice and sex lube chat. I hope it doesn't give me any fruity dreams this evening. Not at my delicate time of life 😄

No one needs fruity on the day of rest m’dear. Not right after the gentle viewing of Midsomer Murrdurrs anyway. (recorded!).

5 cheapy fresh cream donuts from the freezer section in Asda however?

I could and will indulge in the filth of that. No wonder I am heifer shaped 😳

I will leave the sexy time lube well alone but could fashion our bendiest fish slice as a trebuchet to fire the donuts in. 👍🏼

And the true filth?

There used to be 6 in the packet - and they are bordering on petite 😡

God, I am such a Dork! I've just sat down to record Celebs Go Dating as I was rather excited about it 'starting' tonight (someone mentioned it was on this week)

It's only on episode 12 already!!

I blame the school holidays. I've not been a to get near the telly in weeks.

Is there a thread? <scurries off to have a gander>

Hello, checking in early!

Pulling up my chair ready too 💒

In! 🙋🏼‍♀️

I think the recruitment ad is for 2024, they’ve been filming for this one earlier in the year

Thanks for the heads up @SheldonesqueTheBstard
Bloody loved Cyrell!

Marking place

That's why I will not be watching the new series.
I hated the changed, similar to the Aussie format so stopped watching.

You don't need to be on this thread if you're not going to watch?

I know LadyEloise - I confess I dithered.

I live in hope that someone, somewhere has seen the light and is going back slowly towards the old format - even if it is shuffling and shambling towards it in sockless feet.

I sadly suspect that you are very right and I am a hopeful yet dithering fool.

@MiraculousLadybird I agree. I don't see why they had to copy the Aussies and attract a load of wannabes. Isn't that what Love Island is for. I liked the difference between the two countries.

I'll still watch though

I still have this on my phone since February 2021 which seems like a different planet now

Aye, she fairly telt him Jane 😆

Absolutely. I was riveted by it! I remember holding my breath before Emma & James (see, I still remember their names!) decided if they would stay together. It was very sweet.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Just caught up with this thread, it had gone missing for a bit on my TIO list - your posts are hilarious 😀

I think I have to watch, just to read your commentary on it!

UK or Oz? I am very tempted to watch the back catalogue

It was the UK series I was talking of - 2015. I just checked & you can still watch, I hadn't realised! I want to watch it now!

Seen 'Married at First Sight UK'? Watch it here on Channel 4:

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/married-at-first-sight-uk?cntsrc=socialshareeiosmarrieddatfirsttsightuk

See earrings - I nearly had to sit down when Caroline and Adam (uk) went loobylou. 😩

I was hoping harder than the tablets you get for solidifying people’s Peckers Pogos Pencils Prongers Pintles Pistons Pizzles Wieners Wangers Wilfreds Weenies Williams Winkles Wizzles Todgers Members Johnsons Peters Sausages Bratwursts Dizzles DONGs DONGs DONGs DONGs - (or king ding a lings maybe?) - that they’d make it.

And creepy Josh thought he was the first to wear cartoon jammies in the marital bed too.

Well son, Adam donned them first. And he wasn’t just seemingly pretending to be olde worlde gentlefolk who was scared of the maiden with the man chomping minge.

Adam properly seemed sweet.

And I did warm to her (Caroline) eventually even if she was constantly Karren Brady on his arse (harsh but fair)

I’ve possibly gone a bit rosey eyed about them but I remember getting moist eyed and heart chuffed when Nigel joined the couple to become a family.

Them were the days 🥺

God I don’t half speak some shite. I’m trying to sleep before my shift.

Ye can tell.

I’m not a priest either.

Just sleepy and probably more like Fr Dougal in my thought processes than I’d care to admit.

I was hoping harder than the tablets you get for solidifying people’s Peckers Pogos Pencils Prongers Pintles Pistons Pizzles Wieners Wangers Wilfreds Weenies Williams Winkles Wizzles Todgers Members Johnsons Peters Sausages Bratwursts Dizzles DONGs DONGs DONGs DONGs - (or king ding a lings maybe?) - that they’d make it.

Hahahaha!

I really hope that writing forms some part of your day job sheldon!

Whoop! Can't wait!
Crappy ixpert pairing based on absolutely nothing....
Everyone having each other's backs...
Check!