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MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/08/2023 14:39

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

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Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:28

Oh lord Ella ia like that sex mad woman on MAFSAUS last year with that bloke who wore the cartoon trousers. If you like me you must screw me, immediately.

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:29

But he was attracted to you at the wedding, only now you’re pushing too hard and being crude and that’s making him back off!

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:29

Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:28

Oh lord Ella ia like that sex mad woman on MAFSAUS last year with that bloke who wore the cartoon trousers. If you like me you must screw me, immediately.

Oh, her. Yup. Totally. Horny Bear.

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:30

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:29

But he was attracted to you at the wedding, only now you’re pushing too hard and being crude and that’s making him back off!

It was the same with the tattooed couple last year where her talking about her snail trail was putting him off.

Appalonia · 20/09/2023 21:30

The more FElla talks, the more I see them as a gay man, not a woman... Not being horrible, it's just how I perceive them.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:30

Oh Natty mate. Keep your hands on your note and your couple of bob. You are so right.

Like Ella hasn’t already been pumped enough.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:32

I agree Appalonia

All I hear is man.

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Appalonia · 20/09/2023 21:33

Chucked in bins and tied to a fence?? Oh god, poor love, no wonder she's insecure...x

Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:33

jay is so sweet..

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:33

But he HAS said how he really feels!!

Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:34

sorry but has ella done sex reassignment?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:36

Nath saying Ella doesn’t have to be a peacock.

One vegetable too many there.

Camera? Showman? Look in the mirror.

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dillite · 20/09/2023 21:36

Ella reminds me of Tornado Thomas.

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:36

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:36

Ella reminds me of Tornado Thomas.

Yes

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/09/2023 21:38

Yup.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:39

Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:34

sorry but has ella done sex reassignment?

I really don’t think it matters what is on the outside cherub.

The inside is still acting like an angry dude.

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Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:41

Eh?
I had to google, tornado Thomas is Thomas the tank engine in a tornado??
Must be missing something here!

Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:41

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:39

I really don’t think it matters what is on the outside cherub.

The inside is still acting like an angry dude.

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dillite · 20/09/2023 21:41

Feeling entitled to sex is the most off-putting quality in a partner. Would Ella rather that Nathaniel did have sex and then go off her because of her ugly personality?

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:42

Does Laura ever feel joy? Or does the stick up her arse get in the way of human emotions.

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:43

Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:41

Eh?
I had to google, tornado Thomas is Thomas the tank engine in a tornado??
Must be missing something here!

Last year's MAFSA UK contestant. A nasty, abusive man.

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/09/2023 21:43

Rozz and Thomas just need to get really, really drunk.

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:43

Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:41

Eh?
I had to google, tornado Thomas is Thomas the tank engine in a tornado??
Must be missing something here!

Tornado Thomas of Thomas & Adrian from previous series

Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:44

Ohhhhhh gotcha, thanks, both

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:44

Laura actually made me laugh then 😂

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