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MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/08/2023 14:39

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

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Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:45

Laura has too much filler/botox. jeez

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:46

This really is Thomas & Adrian 2.0.

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:47

Yeah, deep & meaningful on the sunbeds and one storms off…

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:47

This ain’t going to be Shirley Valentine waves here.

I think a lot of woman would prefer someone not to get filthy if they weren’t feeling it.

Ella wants a pump for validation.

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Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:48

This feels so scripted/produced

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:48

This really is Thomas & Adrian 2.0.

All day long.

Literally.

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Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:49

ella's lips! that must hurt.

gosh they need to both go home. toxic

Hartleyhare1206 · 20/09/2023 21:49

Ella’s voice reminds me of someone…someone famous with a distinctive voice only I really can’t place who?? It’s driving me mad!!

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 20/09/2023 21:49

That was so scripted 😆

RosieMilkJug · 20/09/2023 21:50

He isn’t coming across very nicely is he? Poor Ella.

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/09/2023 21:50

They won't go home, they want the fame too much.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:50

It does sunbird

Less Shakespeare. More Viz.

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FlamingoFloss · 20/09/2023 21:51

Yay! Can’t wait! Placemarking too

RosieMilkJug · 20/09/2023 21:51

Ella reminds me of Dakota Schiffer, the first trans drag artist to take part in Rupaul’s Drag Race U.K. last season. She had the same accent.

algasport · 20/09/2023 21:53

Ella is a repulsive parody of a women unfortunately and my initial sympathy is waning rapidly.

MehtotheChristmasrunup · 20/09/2023 21:53

Hartleyhare1206 · 20/09/2023 21:49

Ella’s voice reminds me of someone…someone famous with a distinctive voice only I really can’t place who?? It’s driving me mad!!

I thought Alan Carr when I heard them on the radio

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:53

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 20/09/2023 21:49

That was so scripted 😆

It really was. But the dreadful delivery definitely made the script underdeliver

RunDeeEmCee · 20/09/2023 21:54

Appalonia · 20/09/2023 21:30

The more FElla talks, the more I see them as a gay man, not a woman... Not being horrible, it's just how I perceive them.

I just said exactly the same to my partner!

dayswithaY · 20/09/2023 21:54

That was straight out of a Y10 Drama group improv session. Nathanial pearl clutching over her being a stripper. You’ve got bigger problems than that mate.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:54

Stripping ain’t the reason myself and Nathaniel ain’t at it like knives…

Truly.

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Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:55

Go on, have a nice hug! Intamissy Mel is going to tell you to at some point anyway…

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:55

Roz wants cuddles when she doesn't fancy him is a bit strange

Hartleyhare1206 · 20/09/2023 21:56

@MehtotheChristmasrunup no….that’s not who I’m thinking of. It’s a woman….I need to work out who though it’s driving me doolally!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:56

Tom finds it hard TRUSSting someone… 🤣

Give her a bosie man.

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Appalonia · 20/09/2023 21:56

God I'm old, the amount of women in Twitter saying there's nothing wrong with being a stripper/ OnlyFans...

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