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MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/08/2023 14:39

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

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CommaChameleon7 · 20/09/2023 21:12

I wonder if Jay is getting the ick after the cocktail and chat up conversation 😬

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:14

Oh give it a rest Laura

It isn’t your first whirl on the carousel.

And it isn’t real mate.

Sake.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 20/09/2023 21:14

That 'filling' chat up line was ....

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:14

It would give me the ick. Same with Ella shouting across the resort about her fanny.

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:15

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2023 21:14

It would give me the ick. Same with Ella shouting across the resort about her fanny.

What fanny?

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/09/2023 21:16

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:15

What fanny?

😎

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:20

That bath setting is so unromantic

Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:20

Fishing for compliments, Laura.

IslandAngle · 20/09/2023 21:20

I’d say there’s quite a lot Laura needs to work on too - does she acknowledge that?

IslandAngle · 20/09/2023 21:21

I like Arthur

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:21

Arthur looks like a naughty boy getting a row for turning the pool pink.

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Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:21

IslandAngle · 20/09/2023 21:20

I’d say there’s quite a lot Laura needs to work on too - does she acknowledge that?

she's so annoying. thinks she's better than him.

CleanQueen123 · 20/09/2023 21:21

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:20

That bath setting is so unromantic

It looks quite windy there. They must be freezing!

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:22

Laura is obviously absolutely perfect and has no faults whatsoever

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:23

A good ride?

Fuck me. Dont

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dillite · 20/09/2023 21:23

Look at those two being all in the post-coital bliss

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:24

That swimsuit is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen

Bluetrews25 · 20/09/2023 21:24

At least they (Jay and Luke) are equally lewd, I suppose.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:25

Camel toe?

STOP.

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dayswithaY · 20/09/2023 21:25

I totally get what Nathaniel is saying. Camel toe and farting? Wind your neck in.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2023 21:26

You were right @dillite

Although it was a toss up between flappers and flaps.

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Myfabby · 20/09/2023 21:26

dayswithaY · 20/09/2023 21:25

I totally get what Nathaniel is saying. Camel toe and farting? Wind your neck in.

poor guy.shes a LOT

dillite · 20/09/2023 21:27

Ella wants sex for validation more than anything

IslandAngle · 20/09/2023 21:28

They barely know each other FGS

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