MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

I’d be more impressed if they went Fr Jack hand flappy.

king of tiny flappiness

Just found out Nathaniel used to be in Geordie Shore. That tells me all I need to know about him.

Presumably he's kicking off tonight for extra attention. Le sigh.

Aye daps - ‘Appen you’re right…

Oh wow I didn't mean offence ! I meant I suppose my own prejudice meant I thought based on previous trans women I've met I had expectations about what Ella would look like - totally wrong

Or perspective the last trans women I met was a biker , had hands like shovels and did a sponsored barge pull for charity . Im a little out of touch . I didn't mean you all saw people as things ! I do apologise if that's how I came across !

Given Nathaniel has form
For reality tv I don't hold out much hope

Or this…

I applied for this series btw . I got a ca
Back for some other dating show but didn't proceed - my dd would have disowned me 😂

Ros seemed utterly deflated the minute she set eyes on Thomas. I think she was focusing and worrying so much about whether he would like her, she forgot that she might actually not like him.

As soon as she saw him, all the energy went out of her like an anti climax. So much for, 'I'm mad, me'. Suddenly the enormity of what she'd done in her 'mad' moment, didn't seem so appealing after all. She needs to go with her 'crazy' persona and just run with it, have fun with it and see what happens.

No worries bernard

@bemorebernard if you do any of these things (and I don't mean people 😜) you have to let us know

I will ! The show I was asked to go for was love is blind - my dd basically became my mother at that point 😂

That's so true @WallaceinAnderland

Does anyone else want to see what their exes were like? I'd love to know!

Agree with others that Ross, ( I’m mad me) went all quiet when she met Thomas, he seems really nice wish she would relax it’s her that’s making it awkward not poor Thomas.

Rozz really didn't hide it very well. Poor Tom.

If Nathaniel and Ella get along, they could become Natella

Here we go ...

Evening!

Evening

I actually think it's really cruel to match pp who are so ill suited. Especially when it's obviously done on purpose.

FFS Rozz would you open your gob and actually converse with this poor bloke?

Ella hasn’t snogged Natty yet?

Was she just cleaning his teeth on the aisle?

Ooh the obligatory honeymoon bath chat…

Luke is starting to become creepy…pushing that sexual envelope a bit too much.

Appalonia and trews

Yes to both.