MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

So far this is boring, I'm hoping it gets better once they're all living together. Ella is far too dramatic for me, the hand flapping whilst trying not to cry 🙄

I concluded last night that hand flapping detracts from the lack of tears

Yes I thought he was trans too

So far this is boring, I'm hoping it gets better once they're all living together

I agree with this. I know we have to go through the weddings and honeymoons t I only start enjoying MAFS when the dinner parties start

Oh you've got me singing Rod Stewart now

@bizzey that is

Tom reminds me of David Gandy. I really like him.

I think he looks like Ralf Little

Aye. I can see that.

I like him at the moment.

to Both.

But I’m going for a slimmer Tom Ellis.

He's like that fella Chris Evans had on years ago who looked like loads of different famous people

I just...with Ella and the Disney princess thing...I just wonder if Ella was expecting to marry a straight man? Ella apparently thinks that nobody can tell, which is fine, but I just wonder whether someone who is pansexual will be OK once the whole thing sinks in a bit?

once the whole thing sinks in a bit?

Steady on @StephanieSuperpowers ooh I say

NOT LIKE THAT

I don’t know Stephanie

Maybe Ella thinks a straight man would provide the acceptance they seem to need.

That has to start with accepting yourself though. Being worried so much about rejection can’t be fun.

I wasn’t taken with the Disney mince either. I don’t believe a Disney frock will help.

Maybe Ella thinks a straight man would provide the acceptance they seem to need.

That's what I'm thinking. It would prove that Ella is just another straight woman in a straight marriage like all the other straight women, which seems very important.

I liked Thomas, he seemed really sweet but I don’t think Roz is going to warm to him - I worry she’s going to grate on me with her “look at me, I’m quirky personality”.

I liked Ella and Nathaniel too, they both seemed great - however the next ep preview looks like that’s short lived! I want more of Ella’s Nan though 😂

There's a couple on steps packed lunch today, we haven't seen their marriage/s yet. I'm not sure why they are on because it spoils it

Quite Stephanie.

Sadly for El, that cannot ever truly be. All the right swipes in the world cannot over ride the elephant in the room.

As for the other Steph’s guests? Why would they bloody do that?

Thanks for the heids up MaskedFan

I loved Roz's flowers but I'm surprised she didn't have one of those you don't have to be mad to work here signs.

I'm dying to know what Nathaniel is accusing Ella of lying about.

I've just caught up - can I join in please !

Am I the only person in the world who didn't spot Ella
Was trans ? If I met her I'd never have thought for a second she was trans - and Nathaniel seems ok with it - the honeymoon clip
Didn't look great though

This shit is addictive isn't it ?

Am I the only person in the world who didn't spot Ella
Was trans ?

Yes.

I only noticed when she spoke to be honest. She is so pretty, and has gorgeous bright blue eyes and a sweet smile. Needs to cut down on the fillers and collagen though - the lips looked a bit OTT!

I thought it was lovely when her bloke said he doesn't give a shit about her being trans.

The other lass last night (Roz?) seems like bloody hard work. I find her as dislikeable as Laura, but for different reasons. Seems like if her (new) husband breathes, it annoys her.

Maybe that's just me I don't see people as a thing - just as a personality.

I liked her . Felt quite sorry for her fears about rejection, I thought she was attractive in a very conventional way. (Very groomed , lip filler, etc etc )