MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

@dillite or maybe they do apply but don’t get picked?

FFS.

Hopefully tomorrow night will be a tad more interesting.

Farmer Rozzers and Thomas. Bonding/matched because they know trauma and manure. Fabbo. That’s a winner then. Can’t believe they didn’t pair posh lad with Lolz although she’d have probably broke him. His mates belong with the pack of posh knobbers on MIC. He is easy on the eye though.

She thinks ‘it’s a lot’. Nae shit. Did you know it was an episode of Mafs? Wait till ye get to the box of doom hen. He already knows it is shoogly. Perceptive. Must get that from his maw. Maw will keep it real.

Rozzers is sounding pricklier than a thistle. She’s annoying me.

Time to address the inevitable.

Ta-daaaaa. Hey bitches? Bff pompom tits? The drama weeping with the hands? For me, you couldn’t have more of a ‘tell’ unless you carried your cock and baws in a glass handbag.

And a fear of rejection so you shove yourself on telly to spring the big surprise. No mate. Noooooo. Why are you doing that to yourself?

I wish everyone who wants love to find it. I wish it for Ella. (Want it for me) But I’m going to struggle to be polite. Not many want to be a woman like me. Like the women I know. I don’t blame them of course because I am an acquired taste. And about as easy on the eye as a packet of pins.

But acting like a bloke in a woman suit? We don’t live in Viz land but you have got the passport El. It grips my bosom. Be yourself - not what you think a woman should be.

I don’t know what the fuss is if the bloke is pan. If he is kicking off post show then I’m not getting an air of pan. He looked as though he’d been smacked with a pan when he was told.

I’m getting tired of the Crossroads (circa 1973) crying. Flutter flutter (hands and lashes) wipe non existent tear, toss hair. Magically move on with nowt out of place.

The big pash on too. Stop it.

If they have put Ella in for the drama? Then as Jay would say, winner winner chicken dinner.

I think they seem a match but after all the pre-show fuss? Something isn’t sitting right.

Not fair on Ella. Not fair on him either. And the honeymoon clip isn’t looking hopeful.

Bring on the ‘moons.

Just heard former MAFSAU ixpert Trish has died

When they had a male gay couple there was one less woman on the show, and when they had a female gay couple there was one less man on the show. No different really having a trans person on the show in terms of the number of one sex or the other.

Ah now. Pob’s couchmate?

🥺

And Trish saw what we see

'It got supersized, a bit like MasterChef, into what we know as MAFS now. The participants we got in season six and seven were so outrageous and outside the norm that it wasn't what I signed up for.

Aye lass 🌻

I like Roz.

No-one tonight annoyed me as much as Laura and Arthur did yesterday, so that's a relief.

That's true @Nogaxeh , I didn't see those series. I watched the very first one and now this one.

I preferred the first- it was much more about the psychological experiment of the matching of ordinary folk.

I will probably watch the rest of this series to see if things work out for Jay now.

Figures.

Not Pan but ham.

Ella reminds me of Patsy Kensit and Abbey Clancy

Cyclone Cyrell was and is a queen amongst MAFS participants.

She was. One of my favourites.

you couldn’t have more of a ‘tell’ unless you carried your cock and baws in a glass handbag
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I can't believe how clean that farmhouse was. Not like any farmhouse I've ever seen.

She's not actually in Chelsea though, she's a MiC wannabe, but actually is just a tourist in from Hampshire cos-playing what she thinks a Chelsea girl (ha, remember that shop - it was tacky too) is and does. I'm guessing she's from the glamorous city of Basingstoke!

Everyone should let their inner Cyrell out now and then Vivienne.

I wonder which one of this lot will claim the prize of Not King Dingaling.

Ella has had so much surgery on her face she can't cry properly. It's sad really.

Liked both tonight's couples.

I did too. The only one I dislike so far is Laura.

Just watched the first episode.

Jay & Luke - so cute!
Her singing was terrible, it’s like she was shouting at a neighbour
They won’t work out. Her low self esteem will come out and it will put him off.

Arthur and Laura. I absolutely howled with laughter when he said “I love you”. Seems like a really decent guy. She’s just awful and up herself, but there’s nothing to be up herself for.

Whilst I haven’t seen episode 2 yet in Really concerned about Ella - did the producers go “Let’s find the most vulnerable human in the UK and catapult them into a relationship that can break even the most stoic of people”

Anyone else think Ella’s hubby could also be trans? As in born female?

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BIossomtoes I think Laura will reveal that her blustery exterior is a protective shell.

Martinique I think Nathaniel looks quite metrosexual, as in into his beauty products etc but also very male too. Just looks like he takes care of himself.

Metrosexual is a word I am going to have to Google...and amaze people with !

Never heard of it before .

For those who are interested!

Shoes are a no no !
Not sure if that is before .,or after sax ..🤔🤔