MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

Rozz really isn't feeling it.

That carpet is lovely

I just had a wee nap, clearly this episode is riveting

Ella seems nice, you can tell a lot about a person from their family and her family seem so lovely and close. Nathaniel seems decent, could be a good match, it’s good that they’ve told him already as otherwise I’d think they’d only put her in for the drama.

Luis Suarez has just married Liz Truss ...

I love this!

Someone get the tissues

Roz has the Ick there’s no going back. Ella is crying again, how does she ever get anything done?

Ella is v pretty but it’s quite obvious she’s trans isn’t it?

I hope this works
They both seem to want it

So many tears! I don't think I have cried this much in my entire life.

Aw I like Nathaniel and Ella. So far they seem like a good match

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They certainly had spark, seems like a good match.

Ha!

Genius.

The ad breaks are excessive.

I'll be honest, I saw both the comparisons on Twitter and spliced them together. I couldn't work out who she reminded me of - all I could think of was Lesley Manville.

Tom's posh friends can feck right off.

Bored. I am so bored. All we are being shown are ads with some wedding bits.

Dad wants no part of this convo.

All I can now see is Liz Truss

Ella reminds me of olivia Attwood.
They do look very good together, it could work for them, they do seem attracted to each other.
I'm not sure why rozz wasn't paired with Arthur. Laura wouldn't have suited this guy either, he doesn't have much self esteem but he does have the posh voice she is looking for

I splice. You splice. We splice.

Still fucking genius. Take a bow daps 😊

Nathanial has been on Geordie Shore and E4’s Young Free and Single, best mates with Bobby Norris and Vicky Pattison. Hmmm…🤔

Wow, he has made his rounds for sure.

Don't any genuine people want to sign up.for this?