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MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/08/2023 14:39

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

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dapsnotplimsolls · 19/09/2023 21:24

I've just seen a tweet comparing Mr Posh to Suarez. I can't unsee it now.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/09/2023 21:26
arnold schwarzenegger predator GIF

I really hate this trend for your foundation to be a completely different colour to the rest of your body!

They can’t blend as they’ve stuck make up brushes to their lids for lashes.

Contouring courtesy of the British Army. And Arnie.

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OrlandointheWilderness · 19/09/2023 21:27

@SheldonesqueTheBstard Camo makes a lot more sense! 😂

Teder · 19/09/2023 21:28

Bluetrews25 · 19/09/2023 21:19

So why does she need to 'fess up if he's already been told?

This is what confused me! Glad I’m not the only one 😂

dillite · 19/09/2023 21:28

I can not believe that lips can be inflated that much without bursting open

MehtotheChristmasrunup · 19/09/2023 21:28

wednesdayatone · 19/09/2023 21:17

I think Ella's voice is a huge giveaway .

I knew she was trans the second she came on screen. She sounds like a man

Heard an interview on the radio. Sounded like a less enthusiastic Alan Carr. Did not talk like a women.

OrlandointheWilderness · 19/09/2023 21:29

She looks so much more feminine without the make up. I can believe that a lot more.

Bluetrews25 · 19/09/2023 21:30

Ella's very pneumatic

dillite · 19/09/2023 21:30

I almost bought the same dress as Ella's mum but my boobs wouldn't fit it

FriendofDorothy · 19/09/2023 21:31

Oh Ella's parents are so sweet.

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/09/2023 21:31

Ella's Dad is a sweetie.

Bluetrews25 · 19/09/2023 21:32

Love the tractor!

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 19/09/2023 21:32

Ella’s dad is lovely!

OrlandointheWilderness · 19/09/2023 21:33

He's rather tasty 😂

dollymixedup · 19/09/2023 21:33

Brilliant entrance!

dillite · 19/09/2023 21:33

Surely their actual real life weddings will be the biggest days of their life?

IslandAngle · 19/09/2023 21:33

Love the tractor! His friend’s reaction though - Eugghhh.

OrlandointheWilderness · 19/09/2023 21:34

His mates can fuck off

Bluetrews25 · 19/09/2023 21:34

Love that flowery veil

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 19/09/2023 21:35

His mates are immature twits 🤢

dillite · 19/09/2023 21:35

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 19/09/2023 21:35

His mates are immature twits 🤢

They are poshos, of course they are.

Womencanlift · 19/09/2023 21:36

I think his friends are the type Laura from last night wanted.

Did laugh when his mum called him an eejit though

catskittens · 19/09/2023 21:36

no real eye contact

dillite · 19/09/2023 21:36

I know who he looks like! Ezra Miller!

AcceptingTherapy · 19/09/2023 21:36

Roz is doing a bit of a ‘I’m crazy me’ whilst coming across completely bland/normal
Thomas doesn’t seem like he knows who is is, his Mum Morag is great though!

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