Favourite Motherland quotes?

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I can’t believe people don’t watch this show. God bless you all, missing out on this!

What’re your favourite quotes?

For me
It's anything that Meg sais 🤣🤣

Ann " head of international development at Glaxo- Smith Kline"

It's "Minecraft" not "Mein Kraft"!

"play Gangnam Style and give them undiluted squash. They’ll go fucking mental.”

That's mine too! Was delivered as such a throwaway line but totally reflects how you can lose your identity after kids.

"Hastag shit shop"

"Alexa, play some happy hardcore!"

"Can you all back off a bit? It's not the Antique's Roadshow."

It's not my house!

I like you Liz, you're just the right side of give a fuck.

"Your foundations might just slide you into the catchment area"

*MrMarkham · Today 17:29
Dyslexicwonder · Today 17:22

Ann " head of international development at Glaxo- Smith Kline"
That's mine too! Was delivered as such a throwaway line but totally reflects how you can lose your identity after kids*

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@Dyslexicwonder

This is my favourite quote as well but it's not just about Ann losing her identity. It's part of a conversation with Amanda in which she said she thought Ann used to work in Greggs. It's really revealing about how Amanda sees Ann. She sees her as a mum drudge (in contrast to her girl boss glamour). I feel like I have been in conversations like that many times!

"If I want to vibe on with my gal pals that's my prerogative" Amanda from the christmas special!

Indeed, I also see it as Ann having nothing to prove.

"There you go, you bunch of selfish bitches!...... and Bill!"
Poor old Kevin losing his shit with his pig roast at the AirB&B

"Kevin, would you like to go to Amanda's soft opening?" 😅

"Last night I watched a woman try to order cocaine from Deliveroo"

The Christmas special, Amanda says to Anne who's cutting in line at the butchers 'There's a queue Philip Schofield!'. Made me LOL.

As a recently divorced person I love "that'll do nisi"

I thought you worked at Greggs 😂

This is my favourite!

Motherland is one of the best things to be on TV in ages. I love it.

Meg giving her postcode to the police : NE1 4ABJ (read it aloud for best effect).

Liz to Julia in the swimming episode, "why are you dressed as Hilary Clinton?"

Was coming on to say this!

Mein Kraft is definitely my favourite.

But I also like "life's too short to dick about with aubergines" and trying to order cocaine off deliveroo.

When sat on the sofa talking about the horrible Nanny Julia hired.

Liz angrily: "Tell her to piss the piss off!!"

Regularly use this in real life now!

I loved the "what's my baby's name" exchange between Anne and Amanda, especially "you're her godmother"