Favourite Motherland quotes?

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I can’t believe people don’t watch this show. God bless you all, missing out on this!

What’re your favourite quotes?

'Hmm, no, I never worked at Greggs. I was head of product development at Glaxo Smithkline Worldwide'.

Saw Anne in a while new light - makes me howl every time

The woman who plays Liz has moved to the village near me. I saw her out walking as I was driving through and was dying to shout “TAKE MY FUCKING KIDS” as I went past

And Liz putting up the pop-up tent in the back garden:

"Voi-fucking-la!!"

I love that whole exchange. 'Well I'm sorry if my daughter is bang on trend'

Also in the swimming pool one when Ann is telling them all about losing her grandmother's jewellery in the pool. 'Not to make your day any worse Ann, but your tit's hanging out'

Also pretty much anything Kevin ever says about his wife

Potpo-fuckin-ri!

Hi hags…. and Kevin!

Everyone has said all the best ones, but tempted to rewatch (again!) to relive the hilarity. I did really laugh when Liz says to Kev “where is it you work again? Kidistan?” And he says “kidiverse”!

Mumtrapeuneur is gold. I actually knew an Amanda when my kids were little…. Passive aggressive posho nightmare she was 😩

When Julia goes a bit nuts when she finds out her mum has to live with her had me howling, the screaming into the towel and the thinking she’s having a heart attack and Liz straightens her out. Her mum is like yeah I know cos Amanda told me, she heard you screaming. Her poor mum!

Any time Julia says FMLG gets me, and her obsession with Gary the builder and holding his glove and thinking the tap he lumped her with was some kind of romantic gift. Hilarious but also hit home for me and I’m sure other mums who get neglected by their lazy OHs. For me to the point of divorce - I so want Julia to ditch Paul and get a grip.

Nice Jumper 🤣

"Anne, you look like a massive green vagina"

“heel of the bread”

fuck, now I have to watch again 😂

”Oh well you can’t make an omelette without telling a few skinny bitches to go fuck themselves” Liz

That reminded me of the one Liz says to Amanda where she asks if she’s been unwell because she looks dangerously thin, and Amanda’s like “thank you!”. Haha.

Liz is funny ! I'd get on with Liz I think

Nice glove. Where's your falcon?

"is dildo!"
"Yep.all right."

I've called Minecraft Mine Kraft ever since I saw the episode.

When Kevin suggests to Julia to get her mum a Zorbing experience and liz replies 'she's an old lady Kevin not a gerbil' 🤣🤣🤣

My favourite character is Kevin. A mixture of endearing idiot, who suddenly became very attractive after he and Amanda had a quicky.

I can’t remember the quote but Kevin telling them about how much his breathing annoys his wife…😂

“Julia The cavalry have arrived”:When Julia’s useless in laws arrive to “help”
turns out Julia has to run after them as well as everything else.
And hunt the hunt the pound game suggested by Liz at Julia’s kids birthday party
Julia “how do you play that game? And Liz says “open the door chuck a pound coin in” Winner gets the pound!
Genius.

Oh and Kevin freaking out about losing his shit with jill and removing the loft ladder leaving her a “prisoner in her own home office.” 😂

I love the Kevin and his never seen wife dynamic. When he moved the ladder to her loft home office and reported himself to the police "I thought I heard them laughing"

Ha TheChosen great minds!

Kev’s children’s book ‘about Brexit’ Goodbye Louis, goodbye Klaus

Julia: I kids party... I kids party really hard. And I'm planning a massive fuck off kids party.
Amanda: what's the theme?
Julia: Tarts and vicars