Favourite Motherland quotes?

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I can’t believe people don’t watch this show. God bless you all, missing out on this!

What’re your favourite quotes?

For me ‘the bellends that birthed my husband’ - Julia referring to her in laws. It’s just so relatable for me

The swimming pool party , (season one )
Liz to Julia
' why have you come as Hilary clinton ?'
That episode is comedy gold

I laugh out loud every time Meg falls down the stairs on the bus because Liz has tequila. 😂

Julia trying to charm her way into a school place in a Catholic school.

Nun sees through her.

Julia, infuriated, says she's a good mum and points dramatically at a religious painting: 'she knows ... she knows, because she's the most famous mother of them all'

Nun: 'that's Mary Magdalene. She's a childless prostitute'

Julia: 'Exactly' <with meaning>

there's so many amazing ones, but one I love that hasn't been mentioned yet is anne when sees kevin and amanda shagging through the shop blinds - 'jesus tonight!'

now living rent free in my brain when I see anything unexpected

*Where's your fish kettle' - 'right next to my lobster teapot'.

Oh yes, and Liz. 'I killed a cow in my driving test. Still passed though. Different rules in Ireland'. Makes me howl whenever I hear it.

"After breastfeeding they just gave up the ghost"

“can‘t beat the rain forrest’s early stuff“

😅🤣

Liz: Tea?
Julia; Do you have any herbal tea?
Liz: Fennel, Ginger, Jasmine or mint?
Julia: Ooh, mint, please.
Liz: I’m joking I don’t have any herbal
tea. Yorkshire. I have tea from Yorkshire. How’s that?

I don't know why this exchange makes me laugh so much but it gets me every time

'I'd Instagram that, if I was a dick'

Laughed so hard at that one

"There you go, you bunch of selfish bitches!...... and Bill!

This is mine! I love that episode so much!!

When Julia is pulled up by Mrs Lamb for sending her daughter into school in ridiculous heels as all the school shoes have sold out, and Julia says something like, 'dress for the job you want, I always say!'

“what are you fucking talking about?”

When Kevin flips his lid because Julia didn’t bring any alcohol to the holiday home. 😂

Said with hands clasped and looking heavenward: Ave Maria... Agnes Deyn..

Julia -

I want my children to be brought up as I was - by my Mother.

We love to say 'we'll bring the prestige items!' if we ever pop round to friends for a drink, after Amanda from the weekend away episode.

Same

That's a really common Irish saying, along with 'Mother tonight'. 😂

Oh I can't quite remember the dialogue but Ann giggling while admitting she's pregnant again.

Amanda 'but you've just had a baby'
Ann <giggles> 'I know!'
Amanda, incredulous 'and you're having another one'
Ann <laughing more> 'yeah'

I love Ann in that season.

The full expression is 'jesus tonight all bloody sodding mighty'. We knew we were in trouble when my mother said that. 😏

You wait til he gets on tinder, see how much of a co-parent he is then

There's a bubble tea place a few miles away from me and I can never walk past it without hearing Liz's voice saying "bubble tea! Fucking bubble tea!"

I took away the loft ladder and all she's got is a bottle of water and a babybel