Favourite Motherland quotes?

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I can’t believe people don’t watch this show. God bless you all, missing out on this!

What’re your favourite quotes?

You know you’ve had a good night when you find crisps in your knickers.

Love all these, such a great show.

KEVIN BANGED AMANDA AT THE BACK OF HIGGE TIGGE!!

Anything Liz says basically!

"No Mother left behind".

Kevin , "I wouldn't write off all potpourri, there's some lovely blends, especially at Christmas time ".

Mine too!

Mein Kraft still makes me laugh.

Liz asking Kevin how things are at the abyss/Ibis.

I do also love the 'there you go you selfish bitches..... and Bill' line

Sangria is Spanish for "any ol' shit" !

I love "life's too short to dick about with aubergines" too!

Liz is brilliant!!

I have watched all three series so
many times and each time I am in absolute hysterics. It’s fucking brilliant.

I love it. And there are zillions of quotes…

I love when Julia goes in the cafe clearly having a bit of a breakdown and sits down with Kev and Liz….

Liz says .. “ shall we make a pact?”
Julia : “ what, to kill ourselves “

I have severe mental illness and this makes me laugh. A lot . In a funny sort of way it eases my mind and lightens the shit.

I just love this show. So fucking much.

And when they go out on the “ No mum
left behind “ night out and Kev, Julia and Meg ask Liz if she’s joining them when they leave the pub to go out…

“ Nah, you’re alright … by the time the tequila kicks in I’ll be in the bath having a wank”

😂

I love the Christmas episode when Amanda’s having Christmas Eve drinkies and she’s doing “carols by scented candlelight”. 😂

And also at the last Christmas special and they are queuing outside the butchers …

Meg rocks up with the sausages “ Bet you love a nibble on a hot sausage, Julia “
Julia : “ Not nibbled on a hot sausage since my university days”

Also when they jump the queue and Amanda says “ get to the back Phillip Schofield “

😂

“Mum! I want my kids to be brought up the same way I was…by you!”

‘Who hasn’t fantasised about those curly brown locks between their thighs’ Ann

Yes!!! 😂😂😂😂

I love the bit when Amanda says Manus can't go on the trampoline today and Julia says you just have to be firm with your kid 😂 it's perfect after the dessert bit.

One of my absolute favourite programmes! I love Kevin and Anne

OK, this is making me want to watch it all again 😄. We should have a watch-along.

I love the bit in the swimming pool between Julia and her mum, where her mum asks if she's sorted childcare yet and Julia says "no mum, I haven't. I've been a little busy looking after YOUR grandchildren"

I love when Marion has the medical episode at sports day and Julia is full of “you can come and stay with us, don’t worry, I’ll look after you” then turns and asks the ambulance man if she’s likely to have heard anything she said. 😂

'do you have any long lockers?'
'what?'
'do you have any long lockers, to hang long things, I have a designer jacket' '' 'why did you wear a designer jacket to a swimming pool? '
pause... 'do you have any long lockers? '
'no'
'thank you so much'

Always makes my laugh 😅

#shit shop
Also, love it when they're at the secondary school open evening and Liz says, "told you it was a wank factory."

I love this line too! Just about sums up my parenting!

Also love the Head of International Development line from Anne!