Happy Valley Series 3 - BBC1 9pm started 1 January 2023 - no spoilers - tv pace – thread 2

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And once it is welcome to everyone. Looking forward to any number of theories and learning things one never wanted to know about like tiny phones.

Just popping in also to say ‘Ow do.

thanks for the new thread @IwantToRetire

Shameless placemarking here.

Hello all... crashing in if that's OK!

Can't wait for Sunday... what an ending last week.

On the phones in prisons thing... I don't understand why they don't have the technology to know whether a mobile is transmitting from that prison, or not. They can triangulate phones etc, so why can't they do this?

Just about to take the dog out, will give the shrine podcast a whirl as I do!

If he were a little taller maybe. But I can see it

He was in Casualty ..

Great - new thread - thanks.

I haven't watched Casualty since the early 2000s! Maybe I should have done ..

Ow do. Very excited about Sunday. Vera will be going on record whilst I tune into Happy Valley.

Look, I have to ask. With the tiny arse phones, do they go between the cheeks or actually up the bum? Because, if it's the latter, then surely there's the chance that they ......... might not be retrievable? Especially if the smuggler doesn't have a tiny arse.

Up arses or fanjos... same as drugs etc

HIghly recommend the shrine podcast. The latest episode is better than the first IMO.

Rewatching Hustle and look who pops up 12yrs ago

a very young chemist 😂

If any of you have read Papillon he goes into great detail about the the tubes they hide things in which are stored up their arsed. All the convicts have them.

just listened to shrine e2

fab as all their shows are

I'm the most southern person who ever lived so I won't even attempt the northern greeting.

Good evening, I'm enjoying the tiny fanny phone chat while waiting for Sunday night.

@EsmaCannonball inside the rectum aka prison pocket

I’m dying at ‘prison pocket’ 😂

But don’t prisoners get searched everywhere? Including internally.

Thank you very much!

I have s small affronted spaniel drenched in spat-out Peroni glaring at me now!

Prisoners have to go on a special xray chair sometimes to check. Saw it on telly.

Checking in.

I really do learn something new everyday!

More that you want to know sometimes @AlexCabot 😂

Loved the ending to episode 2!

I am wondering if there’s going to be some weird twist that it’s actually Richard and Roz pretending to be Neil and Claire to visit the prison so that Richard can see how TLR is connected to his investigations into the kardashibums gangsters or whatever they’re called. But then I thought to myself where is Ryan in all this? And TLR has a recent photo of him in his cell so they couldn’t bring along some random teen boy pretending to be him.

Feel as betrayed as Catherine thinking Claire and Neil have been sneaking Ryan off to the prison…. Hoping Neil and Ryan turn up with shopping bags and there’s some other explanation!