Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Brian and Mary are doing am dram, Bernie’s caught up in a lookalike scam and questions re: Leo leave Stephen in a jam

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Any chance that storm in Yorkshire could cross the Pennines and get rid of some of the dead wood in Weatherfield?

I would cheat on Peter to be honest. He is the most boring person on the planet. Just like Fun Bobby from friends he was far more entertaining when he drank.

How come Stephen suddenly works at the factory again

He undercut Sarah, or something, and ended up working for Carla.

Why did Teddy bother with Steven again if he knew something was not right etc. anyone else finding it really ridiculous now

Me, fed up with it, stupid

It's so daft.

'I suspect X may have murdered Y. I know, instead of going to the police with my suspicions I'll confront the person I think IS A FUCKING MURDERER first, 'cause what's the worst that could happen?'

How is Gemma ever going to be allowed to be a childminder in that tiny house.

The Stephen actor is awful.

Not only that - I'll announce I'm going to the police and then turn my back on him...what could possibly go wrong? 🤔🙄

Was that roof box attached to the rack? I can picture Teddy flying off the front if Audrey brakes.

Yep and no insurance etc, that ironing board was an accident waiting to happen

How old are the quads? She could have maximum six children but only three under fives I think.

Plus there's nowhere near enough floor space.

This programme is so contrived. I have invested years in it but absolutely hate it now. The appalling acting, the ‘oh I need the hole punch’ (the bloody murder weapon 🤣), Stephen the crap panto villain. and all the totally set up drama. A waste of my time! Any one else feeling like this?

There have always been a few annoying characters and boring storylines over the years. But now so many dire characters and ridiculous storylines.

It is truly awful.

Gemma the childminder. On what planet would she get registration ..?

Stephen the serial killer. Well it's certainly boring me to death.

Summer the plucky heroine with 3 dads prepared to go the jail for her. SHE IS TEDIOUS. THE STORYLINE IS MENTAL AND TEDIOUS. MAKE IT STOP.

What I want to see is, as pp said, Audrey braking hard (preferably right outside the funeral parlour). And I still like Jodie Prenger and her frocks.

It’s the standard way to confront a murderer on Corrie. That’s why there are so many murderers walking around.

Would the mate in special branch who traced the texts not have been a bit suspicious? I have never encountered a hole punch that could kill.

Is he deffo dead? What a shame after making such a remarkable recovery the first time.

If he's not dead, he's going to have a long and chilly night in that roof box at Audrey's friend, in The Peaks!

That was some whack to have killed him outright, Mike's looked much worse and he's fine!
What's the betting Stephen jumps on Teddy's plane and disappears to Canada.

And Glorys Dad is going to be framed for it.

Look at me over handling a hole punch just so you can all see me put my fingerprints on it 🙄
I'm sensing a Richard Hillman style exit for Stephen

Theres cctv......

Before they get to any cctv, Audrey's car surely has to be involved in some kind of incident on her way to the Peak District. Police turn up and oh, does this hole-punched corpse belong to you, madam?

And Glorys Dad is going to be framed for it.

At least it would be a storyline for him. He hasn’t had a sniff of one since mad Grace briefly reappeared and said “Your parents bought my baby and now I want her back!! Oh, no; actually I can’t be arsed”. (I’m paraphrasing, but you get the gist.)

Naturally when Glory's Dad is in gaol for murder social services will have to step in an decide what will happen to Glory. Naturally Aggie and Mr Aggie will be too old and the only logical solution will be Gemma adopting her.