Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Brian and Mary are doing am dram, Bernie’s caught up in a lookalike scam and questions re: Leo leave Stephen in a jam

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Any chance that storm in Yorkshire could cross the Pennines and get rid of some of the dead wood in Weatherfield?

Yes a job for Steven

I know, he was turning into a good character.

I doubt it would be very legal for a group of off duty police to insist on searching a restaurant and flat with a retired sniffer dog either!

Jacob needs to chat with super Spider, as he seems to have taken Max to heart against the racists. And if he can’t help him he can alway give him advice on how to survive a near fatal beating from the baddies and recover from a bleed on the brain in two days.

I guess Spuder is going to have to go on the beat with Craig now the whole of Weatherfield know he’s an undercover cop.

And rename them Scooby, Shaggy and Velma 😄

Mary as Velma with Toyah as Daphne 🤣

Wouldn't the police have needed a warrant to search Amy and Jacob's flat?

Do they need a warrant if the resident willingly lets you in?

Very dramatic tonight.

Oh my... I knew Mike was a wrongun. But I didn't expect that.

Can't believe Summer believed him when he said Esther was upstairs

I think Summer lost some brain cells when she had her head transplant.

Gutted Jacob has left such a brilliant young actor get rid of summer, tall boy jack Max even but not lovely Jacob 🥲🥲

Summer and Mike shouting at each other

Glass smashing

Hoovering the kitchen

Yet Summer never thought to say "how on earth did she not hear us if she's been upstairs all this time" 🤦

Is that Jacob gone then? So disappointing, he was definitely one of the best actors on it. Hopefully he (the actor) will go on to bigger and better things.
Meanwhile, we have yet more Summer jeopardy to look forward to (FGS make it stop), and the dreary Stephen storyline. I can barely contain my excitement.

The sniffer dog in the restaurant - not to mention following Jacob back home - was THE most ridiculous, unlikely and far-fetched Corrie scenario. And there have been a few 🙄

Also, I wish Gemma would grow the fuck up.

At least Jacob isnt dead. He can come back. I live in hope.
Im sure Summer will survive because they love the ludicrous 3 dads scenario.

Exactly. Ridiculous

Did anyone else groan when Jacob entered the ginnel?

Yup. Whole 'Noooo! He's behind you ' vibe.
Summer banging at a lit up window in the dark has to attract attention sooner or later. Probably Todd will ride to the rescue seconds before seeing her slide down the pane into a coma. Billy doesn't get those creepy updates from her monitor any more, or does he? I forget.

I agree! What are they doing ! He is brilliant ...Summer is beyond tedious just get rid of her and her tall boyfriend he’s unbelievably bad !

I felt so sorry for Jacob. Get rid of his evil dad and bring Jacob back!

I can't bear Summer or Jacob's dad

Stephen looks nice in comparison to the latter

Billy was doing some important vicar work and couldn't go to the refugee thing, so he won't be monitoring Summer. Tallboy might miss her.
We could do without Jacobs dad.

And no teenager leaves their phone on the side in their own house, let alone someone else’s.

Another sad to see Jacob go. Really strange, sudden exit of a character they’ve taken ages to establish (which is rare on Corrie!)

I hope Jacob has a nice project lined up, celebrity something.
Summer is the kind of person whohas mo phone pochets about her person.

I hope the actor playing Jacob wanted to go. He’s had good exposure and experience now, and is too young (and hasn’t been in it long enough) to be typecast.

I know I’m behind, but why, when the only reason Debbie had spare spaces at the wine event because Jenny was busy and couldn’t go, did all three Rovers barmaids go? Who was covering for Jenny?

Also, is Jodie Prenger ever going to do anything other than make increasingly broad sexual innuendos? I’m not sure they even count as innuendos anymore. I feel like next week she’ll just say “Aye, I do like a big thick cock or two!”