Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sam still can’t speak, Curtis’s heart isn’t really weak, and Speed Daal’s up sh*t creek

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More Corrie ‘excitement’…

PSA - Corrie is on every night this week due to Walk the Line. Single episode only tonight.

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Watched episode 2 last night. Why do we have to have another convoluted plot about Hashim's heart attack and Alya's ludicrous idea of lying to the police? It just gets worse. Bring back the days when the main plot was the corner shop running out of fish fingers.

Won't his sons start where he left off anyway?

Oh yeah, Gemma, mother of 4 toddlers can just drop them to rush off and make tuna sandwiches so Emma can have a meltdown.

Is Emma supposed to be that thick? I must look up number for mountain rescue? Er that be 999 same as other 5 emergency devices.
Is Heartmwn going be coming local area to take pics or mountains? He’s with a group right not going die on his own.

Oh finally rush to A&E for vitamin pills at last!

What is the point of this nonsense made up argument between Adam and Sarah?

How long are Marie and Sally taking off from their paid jobs to run the market? It’s not even for charity is it just local shops flogging stuff.

How long are Marie and Sally taking off from their paid jobs to run the market? It’s not even for charity is it just local shops flogging stuff.

Least this way we may be saved the traditional left at the alter routine.

Another boring family member appears, yawn. What are you doing here? I don’t know Zeesan my dad just died on your living room floor so thought I’d pop in for a chat

As if Emma would remember what Curtis said on the night of the sinkhole drama !

Gemma said she has a serious condition and always carries her tablets in her handbag.

What serious condition?

If the restaurant was gutted by fire, why are the stairs so stable?

Also, I get the impression they’re lining up Maria and Sally as an “odd couple” style amateur detective duo for a spin-off series, maybe with cameos from “wrong un with a heart” Gary.

Why is there only one today? What is this rubbish?? Boo no warning as well

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

What is the point of this nonsense made up argument between Adam and Sarah?

Oh I quite liked that. Everyday life stuff. Having said that, Sarah-Lou's beef seemed to be not that Adam has a past, but that he told everyone he has a past.

Is Haircut100 going to get back with his ex and ride off into the sunset?

I don’t believe for a second Sarah and Adam haven’t had that “how many” discussion yet. They’ve been together years. She knows he was a player. He even slept with Carla!

I hope not we need less of him not more. Isn’t most fire damage smoke and water? Maybe they could spend some of their insurance money on making the restaurant you know legally accessible to wheelchair user, just an idea. I don’t know what’s on the ground floor of the restaurant? The entrance is right on the street so where is that floor?

Will we have to wait till Friday for heartman to arrive back with smelly socks and claim he’s raised last £10k.. from none of his friends and family just ransoms he’s found to sponsor him.

Still least Steve will be saved cost of a wedding!

Why isn’t anyone in the van actually flogging curry at £10 a pop? Hello there is a market on your doorstep you make more there then your restaurant.

Plus I thought laundering money was just to show it was good profit from
Legit business not that the money was fake notes? Why else didn’t father in law want it back? Please explain obvious ITV we not all grand villains at weekends.

If it was wheelchair accessible issy could come in for a curry. I work near two Indian restaurants and they fry spices late afternoon, it makes me very hungry.
Can you get a pizza in Corrie? ,A pizza oven would be lethal.

Yes I was just thinking how little the writer(s) knew about money laundering ... it's supposed to be about explaining cash to your bank or the taxman/govt fgs.

So (say) a family member registers as self-employed and 'runs' a market stall, food van, or online seller/pawn shop with fake buyers. If they're very organised with lawyers, they expand to restaurants, clubs and cabs. They can cook the books to show huge amounts of cash coming in from cash customers.

It's to hide the despicable profits from crimes like drugs money, sex trafficking (prostitition), illegal gambling on things like dog fighting, and 'high end' robberies, where cash is normally passed over or taken.

Yet again some Corrie interns will fuck this up because they know fuck all about anything in the real world.

But I do like Gary's new hair

Maybe magic builder can redo the place single handle in 10 days. Stu can come out of hospital (will someone please look at his cough) and then Billy and gang can all turn up for Xmas lunch.

Not sure what Xmas day servings will be no storylines heading upwards, Emma can’t keep quiet this long. Apart from will Sam speak who knows.

@thenightsky

Gemma said she has a serious condition and always carries her tablets in her handbag.

What serious condition?

I think she was referring to her post natal depression... isn't that what she had after the quads were born? So presume she's still on her anti depressants 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ye that didn’t go very far. She’s got quads never sleeps so after 10 sec she diagnoses PNT not exhaustion. Isn’t it usually much better by time baby is 12m old? She’s got 2.5y olds how long can you blame it on the birth?

I know Ruby is on the danger list but odd even before that that Fizz never helped Gemma even though she’s auntie and lives next door. It wouldn’t kill her take two of them Out now and again especially as she shares parenting with TY

Ruby taking those pills was weird.

She’s what, nine? Not three

@SpinnersWindow

But I do like Gary's new hair

With a wife who is a barber there is absolutely no excuse for that nonsense on his head. Maria clearly hates him