MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

This new groom reminds me of Joe Lycett and George Ezra.

@supercritter

Some interesting sartorial choices tonight

You mean you've never worn a stripey yellow towelling crop top and shorts combo to a dinner party?

Bryce crumbles under any bit of push back.

Sadly no. I did have a teenage ex who really fancied himself in cycling shorts. Last time I saw him he was on TV on blind date in the 90s. And yes he got out the cycling shorts. His date was not impressed

Patrick is cacking himself.

Patrick should be.

Patrick and Belinda are taking over Jo's shit stirring role.

Fuck off Bryce

I winder if when Booka saw Chris she realised there are other men out there and it burst the mafs bubble with Brett?

Brett should have apologised for his part in that. Booka is right that he doesn't take any accountability as he shouldn't have been bad mouthing her behind her back.

I agree, Brett should have apologised for the hurt caused by that letter.

"What do they say? Kill your friends with kindness".

Nope. They don't say that.

@Geepee71

I winder if when Booka saw Chris she realised there are other men out there and it burst the mafs bubble with Brett?

Yes I think that was a trigger

Bec needs to just drop this. I presume she's been put up to it by the production team (like so many actions on this programme).

Fucking hell, what is going on with Melissa? Is she angry with Bec or petrified of Bryce's reaction?

Send the SAS in there for Melissa! Let's get her out.

So do we agree that we believe all that Bec is saying about Bryce?

I believe he was definitely flirting with her but Becs is such a tit I'm now thinking she's probably exaggerated it all.

The shocking thing has to be that he says something nice about Melissa as he hasn't so far.

Why don't the ixperts actually spend time with the couples between times?
Also what do the couples do all day, it's such a surreal environment to live in

Patrick was an arsehole was completely unnecessary

I can't warm to Patrick, don't know why.

I think Brett's been a dickhead he has literally slagged her off to his mates and playing the victim. He didn't come to her.

I actually think Bryce is punching when it comes to Melissa.

With Brett I see a bit of Kevin Klein and Johnny Depp..

If anyone got as bored as I did on the whole stretching things out to an extreme, all the tea is on reddit. God I hated Patrick, such a wolf in sheep's clothing. Booka also did an ama.