MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Has anyone noticed Jason seems to be very shaky. I don't know if he has a neurological condition or the DTs.

Booka decided to do Halloween early! She's terrifying.
I still like Belinda and Pat, they are my favourites because they are awkward misfits but genuine. Neither has a bad bone in their body. They remind me of the Ed Sheridan video for we are not beautiful people.

I was surprised Belinda stripped off like she did to be honest!

@JaneJeffer

I think he was more excited about the fact she had bought wine. He livened up straight away.

That's a good point 🤣 Maybe one of the producers fancies Alana and suggested the undies

I'm very behind but placemarking.

Just realised I can fast forward ads on 4 on demand!

And also, Bryce is very red.

OMFG Booka and the Brett song! That was so good! You can see that she was so completely pissed of with the letter that they got from Patrick and Belinda. Obviously, Pat had a very one sided account of their relationship from Brett and she wasn't taking it. I mean, we will never know what happened because of the way it's edited, but I love that she didn't roll over, cook him dinner in lingerie and massage his ego.. what a champion!!

Agree Jason looks shaky and noticed his delight at the wine! 😂 also thought the making your dinner in sexy red lingerie was inspired by 80s porno.

Noticing lots if redness. Bryce's whole face. melissa's left ear. Bec'a mum's neck.

Belinda giving Pat a massage - what was that all about? Pinching his nipples and sticking her finger in his ear? Her behaviour is not ok.

@MacMahon

Belinda giving Pat a massage - what was that all about? Pinching his nipples and sticking her finger in his ear? Her behaviour is not ok.

I thought the same, her behaviour is absolutely bizarre at times… nearly all the time really. And as others have said, her dress sense is either skin tight and barely covering her arse dresses or a 6 year old on holiday. Strange all round. I wonder what her past was like.

@JaneJeffer

Has anyone noticed Jason seems to be very shaky. I don't know if he has a neurological condition or the DTs.

In group settings he often looks like he's literally been roused from a drunken stupor.

The spark has gone? Yeah, you're right it has

With the Booka thing I was waiting for her to have a go at him for not telling her how he was feeling and instead bitching about her to Pat. To be fair I think that he is a bit self obsessed too. In the immediate aftermath of receipt of the letter it should have been all about Booka given it was a character assassination. Later you would hope that she would reflect on whether there was any truth in the letter. Surely she must be embarrassed looking back at her Brett celebration.

I can't stand Pat and I do find his and Belinda's relationship v uncomfortable viewing.

As someone else said I am no longer rooting for any of the couples. I have forgotten their names but I think that the 2 divorcees have the best chance at the moment but it's such early days for them - now I sound like Jo!

I mean, we will never know what happened because of the way it's edited, but I love that she didn't roll over, cook him dinner in lingerie and massage his ego.. what a champion!!

But that wasn't the only alternative and no one asked her to. She was asked to show an interest in her husband for ONE night and she didn't. She could've still dressed up as a 50s housewife for a bit of humour but it could've been a good excercise in more listening less talking.

Brett is fitttt. Booka is spiteful and unpleasant at best and an unhinged narcissist at worst.

Re Belinda I find her a bit ... I don't know... unsexy? Is that the same as asexual? I don't mean that unkindly and I certainly don't mean frigid. She's very sweet but I don't think it's necessarily bc she doesn't find Pat attractive that she can't turn it on iyswim.

Re Belinda I find her a bit ... I don't know... unsexy? Is that the same as asexual? I don't mean that unkindly and I certainly don't mean frigid. She's very sweet but I don't think it's necessarily bc she doesn't find Pat attractive that she can't turn it on iyswim.

She's just child-like and prepubescent. That's what makes me feel so uncomfortable. It makes Pat look creepy some of the time too.

While Booka came across as likeable to start with, I did get a sense that she wasn’t all that genuine - I thought maybe she’s on there to promote her band. My fakeness radar went off when she went all coy and acted surprised when Brett said he liked her- as if she’s not used to men actively liking her! Just didn’t ring true. And the way she acts up for the camera- cool & quirky, intelligent etc but has come across to me like she’s auditioning for a TV presenter or something (like the 10 minute snogging task (!) in her beret & french accent etc) - it somehow seemed all about her and seemed to exclude Brett. In that task and other scenes ive noticed Brett seemed like a spare part and that he sensed it too, and was put out by it

Sorry to quote myself (à la Booka 😁) but just to add- because she seemed so nice initially, it was just a hunch that I shrugged off when she was ‘acting’ surprised that Brett fancied her. She’s just so universally attractive both inside and out (until you get ta know her!) that I can’t imagine men aren’t permanently falling in love with her.

I got the feeling her nose was put out of joint that Brett was holding back a bit at the start, so when he tentatively admitted to liking her after one of the tasks, her attitude was a bit sarcastically, oh wow, thanks so much for admitting you like me!
I may be wrong, but..

@MacMahon

Re Belinda I find her a bit ... I don't know... unsexy? Is that the same as asexual? I don't mean that unkindly and I certainly don't mean frigid. She's very sweet but I don't think it's necessarily bc she doesn't find Pat attractive that she can't turn it on iyswim.

She's just child-like and prepubescent. That's what makes me feel so uncomfortable. It makes Pat look creepy some of the time too.

Yeah and the fact I keep reminding myself she's THIRTY!!

30?!!

I do find it uncomfortable how she’s being “encouraged” to lower her boundaries

@Rummikub

30?!!

I do find it uncomfortable how she’s being “encouraged” to lower her boundaries

I can't believe she's 30 either!! I would have thought 21 or 22 at the most. She is certainly very child like. Just looks wrong when she's doing naked "sexy" poses - definitely not her idea I would have thought 😨

Howdy peeps, ready for another dramatic dinner party!

Oh, bugger off Booka!

I'm gobsmacked that she's 30. I agree that everyone sitting around waiting for her do intimacy is not great either.

Some interesting sartorial choices tonight

I feel like Belinda will strut into the dinner party wearing stripper shoes, nipple tassles, tattoos and a sequin thong once they've actually had sex. From one extreme to the other.

I get the feeling that Brett is out.