TOWIE - after the cull

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I suspect they didn’t swing the hatchet enough. One our two have really been there too long.

I reckon that the ones who survived have had that much filler that the hatchet simply bounced off…

Not looking at anyone in particular sistas

I am annoyed at how bitchy the likes of Diags and Gatsby are being towards Chloe Brockett re her fling with Lockie. All these catty comments just now “he’s not proud of it”, “he’s not exactly bragging about it” insinuating Lockie is embarrassed about it. Lockie is in his mid 30s, Chloe is a 20yr old girl.
The whole cast bully her because she isn’t following the sheep and sucking up to the (bloody awful) Chloe Sims and her sisters.
They should all be ashamed of themselves, ganging up on and bullying a girl so much younger than them.

Most of the cast they sacked were boring to be honest but Harry and Tom could at least be funny and had a bit of personality. How the likes of Roman kept their place on the show I don’t know.
I don’t know why the producers are so obsessed with the Sims. They are not funny, not particularly nice and not liked by the viewers.

If Blocky spent as much on his manners as he has on his teef, he would have been more gentlemanly about LCB.

What a waste of oysters. Poundies Gem must be feeling flush.

Gutsby’s Dani is still a snek. And a bitchy snek at that.

How old is Diags now? 40? And food fighting?

Gutsby still trying to sound gangsta. Still coming across more Debbie McGhee.

Date night? Just the 6 of them then?

Dani brought two very prominent chums with her. But not upstanding members of the community…

They must be hanging low so Gutsby can reach…

Poor LCB - she is being respectful. Blocky showing his true colours - again. I do want to tuck her bangers into a bikini top that fits though.

Poundies Cher kissed Cheesybeak? Christ.

I’ll put a label on gutsby. Twat should do it. Gutsby was bastard rude to LCB. Cowardly nasty little arse. He did talk about her. He can own up to his part in the rumour spreading.

But it is probably coming from Blocky. You need to shut yer mouth man - if you can….

Picture above says it might be tricky.

So might sitting down be if LCB rips you a new one.

And NippyYaz coming back? Sigh.

Bring back the culled lot.

I’m 20 mins in on catch-up.
So far I have one thing to say
‘Underboob - just why?

Over, under, side and side your majesty

I realise that sounds like a knitting pattern or dance step but it is about the boobage.

You could do hospital corners with some of them…

I’m baffled by the cull too.
Why have they kept this Roman dude?

Frankie doesn’t look like herself anymore.
Brocket needs to lay off the fillers too.

Talking of Brocket. I think she’s handling this Lockie shit very well. As she said, they’re both single.

Roman is in because he is sniffing round a sista presumably.

Who knows? There does not seem to be much point to him as he hasn’t much to say at all.

LCB is handling it with a maturity (that is matched in her new face)

Good on her.

The boys are a disgrace trying to shame her. Likewise some of the women.

Blocky is demonstrating why he always ends up single. It ain’t just the teef.

I can’t believe Gatsby just said “look what the cat dragged in”
He’s horrible.
I love how she doesn’t take any shit, and calls them out for getting involved. As she said ‘why do you give a fuck’
And Dani can keep out of it. She’s an irritant.

Absolutely, a lot of them are inherently misogynistic.

The cat might have dragged LCB in. As a gift.

The same cat sicked hairy little Gutsby up like a fur ball as he was unpalatable.

And the same cat has probably sprayed Dani with eau de Tomcat. It would account for the nasty little screwed up coupon she has. It is the same face I pull when the dog guffs.

Yes, they definitely go well together.

I’m wondering why I still watch it! 🤣
I don’t really like anyone left in it.
The storylines are shit.
Must be nostalgia.

I’m just waiting for folk to start screaming ‘the posse’

If only to watch mama flounce herself off into the sea.

She wouldn’t do herself a malkie. She’d be bound to float.

I genuinely think the only reason Chloe Brockett gets so much stick from the cast is because she dared to go out with Harry (BEFORE FRANKIE) and that Jack from love island bloke (BEFORE FRANKIE)
The truth of it is Frankie was the one picking up Brocketts leftovers, so no idea why her and her sisters are so venomous towards Brockett all the time.
Genuinely makes me cringe though how most of the cast are now nearing 30 or over and are bullying a much younger girl (that’s what it is)
They’re all so shit scared of Chloe Sims for some unknown reason that they tiptoe around her and jump on whatever bandwagon she’s driving.
It’s the same with amber Turner. Her big crime was to be with Dan when Chloe wanted him. If anything, Chloe was the shady one shagging him when he was on a break with Amber. Oh and after the
HUGE fuss she made about it, turns out Chloe was also having a secret affair with Pete the whole time anyway. So terribly heartbroken over Dan though. The woman is an absolute bully!

ALSO Absolutely not buying the Demi/Diags/Roman thing
Diags and Demi just wouldn’t happen and Roman is an 18yr old boy

Totally agree we the Demi / Diags / Roman thing. That is just total BS.
(Well the whole thing is BS, but that’s even more ridiculous BS)

Ha ha @SheldonesqueTheBstard - she’d totally float 🤣🤣

Ah fab. Wondered if a thread. Worked last night so haven’t seen yet or read replies

I’ll be back 😂

Wow Chloe face is looking awful. She’s 20. Looks 40 and like that cat woman

All have bigger lips

Chloe and Locke both single tho he’s much older then her so if they want to have sex then fine

Diags. Bless him. Doesn’t have the teeth or tan

Gatsby. I’m single. Sure dani didn’t see it like that. After 5mths assume she’s gf

And think for the first time in 29 series

They didn’t have the cast on the front theme

Usually see them

I think they’ve culled so many (more to come?) that they haven’t enough to put them on the credits.

Most odd 🥴

@Toomuchtooyoung01

I am annoyed at how bitchy the likes of Diags and Gatsby are being towards Chloe Brockett re her fling with Lockie. All these catty comments just now “he’s not proud of it”, “he’s not exactly bragging about it” insinuating Lockie is embarrassed about it. Lockie is in his mid 30s, Chloe is a 20yr old girl. The whole cast bully her because she isn’t following the sheep and sucking up to the (bloody awful) Chloe Sims and her sisters. They should all be ashamed of themselves, ganging up on and bullying a girl so much younger than them.

This!! .. if you look at a bloke that happened to send one of the Sisters Grimm a flirty text 20 years ago ... then you've broken 'girl code' 🤣

With regards to the ‘these are real people so be kind’ message at the end?

I agree to a level.

But if they think it is ok to show blokes speaking to women like that and speak of the women like they are a series of prices to pleasure themselves in or on?

I can’t be kind about that.

Or the nastiness from some of the females?

Likewise.

Prices = orifices

Sorry.

@fabulouslyglamorousferret
But the Simms sisters conveniently ignore girl code whenever it suits them to
Chloe jumping in bed with Dan the second him and amber are on a break - yet she’s the one who’s heartbroken apparently and convinces half the cast to ignore Amber
Throughout Petes relationship with Megan Chloe was stirring it up in the background acting the concerned friend (who also then slept with him, then convinced half the cast to ignore him)
Pretty sure Chloe also slept with Mario after her big time buddy Lauren Pope had been there
Frankie as mentioned bleats on about Brockett and respect but she’s the one picking up the exes and not one person questions it.

This may not be a popular choice but I love Amber...she always sticks up for her mates and has no filter.
And less filler too 🤣
Her lips are starting to look more natural, maybe to do with her & Dan wanting to start and try for a baby.

Nope. I’m really glad she has survived the cull.

I can’t be arsed about many of them but I am arsed about her and LCB.