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TOWIE - after the cull

140 replies

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/09/2021 20:43

I suspect they didn’t swing the hatchet enough. One our two have really been there too long.

I reckon that the ones who survived have had that much filler that the hatchet simply bounced off…

Not looking at anyone in particular sistas

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/09/2021 18:59

Omg. Maddy has grown up

Haven’t seen Betty yet

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/09/2021 21:12

Betty is a dog

Bloody hell those Simms lips are getting even bigger

Chloe’s almost look small compared to her sisters

I do want to see them in 20/30yrs time

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 21:24

I’m scared to see them in 20-30 years time.

Ain’t gonna be purty.

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ElizabethTudor · 25/09/2021 22:48

I fear they’ll look like Jocelyn Wildebstein

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9513637/Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-80-attends-polo-event-Miami-fiance-Lloyd-Klein-54.html

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 23:10

I’d rather look like Betty.

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ElizabethTudor · 25/09/2021 23:21

Most definitely. 🐶

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 23:40

🐶 aye

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ElizabethTudor · 26/09/2021 22:55

Well that was a dull episode
The only strange thing was Harry D’s face.

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/09/2021 20:55

Lockie in a film

When will The London Game premiere?

The official release date for The London Game is October 31st 2021, airing on Halloween in the UK.

Saf can’t go naming names on a radio agony aunt show

Gatby dog died. That’s sad. But finally after 5mths planning to be gf

Wonder if they’ve been having sex the past 5mths

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/09/2021 21:25

Let’s hope diags and Roman hears Demi say doesn’t like either of them and just making tits of them

Plus wasn’t Demi munching minge a month or two ago

No ring on Harry’s finger. Did he get married or did fiancé dump him as he was all over the Bobby situation

I enjoyed e3

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/09/2021 22:55

Diags and Roman won’t care - it is a storyline for them to save them getting culled.

Likewise with the sistas.

And nearly everyone else.

I doubt I’ll be rushing to watch the London Game. I will be blinded by them teeth when they are twenty feet high and long.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/09/2021 22:58

Do folk really get excited about asking someone to be their girlfriend?

What is the point of that when you have already shared a bed?

If it was that important surely you would wait for the magic words before they got acquainted with your foof.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/09/2021 16:03

Yep. So not a gf but happy to shag each other

Blondeshavemorefun · 03/10/2021 17:11

E4 tonight

Chloe b brings some turbulence to love birds gatsby and dani relationship

Dan and amber welcome a new Addition to their family. A puppy called Oliver

user1471543094 · 03/10/2021 19:24

Amy's prosecco
Amber's fitness business
Chloe B clothing line
Diags' plumbing shop (to a lesser extent)

Since when did they get to plug everything so much?!

Toomuchtooyoung01 · 03/10/2021 19:42

I still don’t get why they got rid of Harry/Tom and Ella over Roman. Harry and Tom at least had a bit of personality and were funny, plus they have a genuine friendship so at least that bit wasn’t acted! ella was horrible but at least she would have been more interesting to watch than Roman and the Simms.
And Pete and his pouting.

fabulouslyglamorousferret · 03/10/2021 21:10

I'm quite liking fewer characters - I've already watched this evenings episode on the hub.

Blondeshavemorefun · 05/10/2021 16:24

So finally after 5mths of shagging. Be my gf

Dani always wants to kiss gats but he doesn’t seem keen

Toomuchtooyoung01 · 05/10/2021 16:41

I thought that was such a boring episode! Was the festival a Towie set up one or an actual Essex based festival?

Blondeshavemorefun · 05/10/2021 20:21

Think one of their set up parties

Blondeshavemorefun · 11/10/2021 14:23

No recap yet @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/10/2021 12:55

So Chloe can’t drive over bridges

Other Chloe had a ding ding

Amy has her bubbly

Oliver is getting cuter 🐶

Blondeshavemorefun · 17/10/2021 12:33

Tonight’s e6

Pete is taking his title of guru seriously and whisking all away to a singles retreat

Perfect for lockie to come back to

TheOccupier · 17/10/2021 23:01

Just had a binge/catch-up today! Quite liking this series so far.

E1 highlight was the scene where Amy and Saff tried to eat oysters - hilarious. How many times did everyone say Sandbanks in that episode though? Must have been a hell of a deal with their tourist board.

On to E2 where the supposed drama of Yaz returning was somewhat undermined by her having had so much surgery nobody recognised her. Can't say I've missed her but it looks like she's not staying.

E3 and the surprise return cameo was... Harry. Did we notice he'd gone? I'd rather have Bobby any day. The love triangle was so unconvincing... think I'd be less surprised by Diags and Roman getting with each other than by either of them ending up with Demi.

E4 and the smallest, tamest festival in the world. Found the scenes with Chloe S' daughter very uncomfortable - that poor child does not need to be on TV. Nice to see Georgia K although I'm still not used to her new nose.

E5 more agg from Chloe Brockett, quelle surprise... and where did the curly-haired boy come from to date the other Sims sister? Did I miss something? Are we meant to know who he is?

E6 Amber carrying that dog around like a baby is so embarrassing but I suppose at least it occupiers her hands so she can't obsessively paw her hair extensions like a chimpanzee trying to self-soothe by grooming (actually all the girls do this). Not convinced by Chloe's mercy dash to save Paris Fashion Week with her international MUA skills - can one even go to France at a day's notice at the moment? Think it highly suspicious that we didn't actually see Paris in any of the footage supposedly filmed there...

I think Chloe Sims' face looks a bit better this series than it has for a while. I could not care less whether Demi is gay, bi or anything else. Basically I'm just watching for Diags and Pirate Pete's scenes at this point...

TheOccupier · 17/10/2021 23:02

@Toomuchtooyoung01

I still don’t get why they got rid of Harry/Tom and Ella over Roman. Harry and Tom at least had a bit of personality and were funny, plus they have a genuine friendship so at least that bit wasn’t acted! ella was horrible but at least she would have been more interesting to watch than Roman and the Simms. And Pete and his pouting.
Agree with this - I don't think we need Roman. He seems so much younger than the others!
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