TOWIE - after the cull

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I suspect they didn’t swing the hatchet enough. One our two have really been there too long.

I reckon that the ones who survived have had that much filler that the hatchet simply bounced off…

Not looking at anyone in particular sistas

Their lips are getting bigger per episode

Amy looks wonky or bad Botox

And Chloe who is 18/19 has had so much plastic surgery /Botox. She looks awful

She was so pretty when started towie at 17

@SheldonesqueTheBstard @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard hope you are ok

Missing your recaps

Why did Amy wear rollers out out to a cancer awareness

Poor Kent boy. The Simms and pete gunned him down

I said it often but hard Chloe b looks awful. She’s 20. Should have no surgery at all

Poor saffron’s ex being dragged in to say he was sorry

So gatsby and Chloe had a kiss yonks ago ?

The scene with Saffron's ex was so weird. We don't know who he is, how long they were together, when they broke up or what he did that he was so sorry for... why were we supposed to care?

The mummified plaster of paris boobs looked terrible. Isn't the idea that one you've done that, you pour plaster or resin or something into the boobs and then turn it out when set so that you end up with a cast of the actual boobs?

Amy and the new man... oof. was it 1 or 2 episodes ago that she was lamenting how she falls in love too quickly and it never ends well?

I still don't believe Chloe really went to Paris.

They were together 10yrs abs broke up 4yrs ago

So she’s 28 now so was with him 14-24. Obv her first love

Yes @TheOccupier. She was going to be single. Was single on the single retreat so ……..

And let’s see if Chloe goes away in feb to do make up

Dearest @Blondeshavemorefun

Wee pm for you. x

I got all excited. Seeing the green dot 😁😁

Jack and Joe from LI🙄 Now Lockie is dating Megan Barton-Hanson also from LI...Couldn't make this up

Maybe they get a free trophy girlfriend with their Essex teef?

And he gets a free sista with a perm?

Jack’s from kent aka blondesland

Matching eye tattoos

Fab make up for Halloween

Think their first proper party

I so need to catch up on this and the wedding.

My time is not me own at the moment. Looking forward to the Halloween make up.

I’m scary enough without it 🥴

The wedding ?

Jess @Blondeshavemorefun

A 90 minute speshul. I have not watched it yet.

Repeated tomorrow ItvBe at 1830.

Watch mostly to marvel how they avoid fake tannage on white frock.

They say it is Jess - it doesn’t really look like her any more 🤷‍♀️

Thanks @SheldonesqueTheBstard. I had set to record

No worries blondes

That is going to be the guiltiest of pleasures for me tomorrow!!! 😏

The big wedding !!!

Jess face looks weird. Has she had surgery :(

Only had time to watch a wee bit.

Not sure if it is scalpel or syringe or what.

I know it is personal choice and all that but I am saddened at beautiful young women altering themselves.

There is a beauty in natural wee imperfections. Leave your coupons be.

The only sculpted plastic that is attractive to me is the little bobbly tray that certain ambassadorial chocs come in.

Amy has met a new msn. Already in love

Doesn’t she learn

Poor jack the ex seems to have been dragged in to towie

Just catching up on Halloween.

Amy saying that she has LCB’s back?

Aye holding on tight with Freddie Krueger’s gloves.

The sistas need to do one. Evil eyes on their fingers indeed.

Should have had little frilly foofs tattooed.

They act like evil cahnts.

And cheesy Diags sniffing after LCB’s mate and making on he was concerned about LCB?

Another arsehole bloke into the fold then. Sigh.

Time to just shut your beak and ignore those sistas LCB. And Jack.

Move away.

Gutsby’s yowling lesson.

As sick of Danni as I am the sistas.

Amber looked beautiful.

Harry single? That’ll have been helped by your lying pish with Bobbybobbobs. He used to be a little bit of harmless fun. He doesn’t fit in any more.

Although he’d fit bonny in a recycling box.

Diags and mama and the meat lobbing. Bullying cocks.

And Jack needs to give LCB some props for getting him to say the right thing.

And Amy in love already with a first dates dude.

Alrighty.

And Danni either joey ‘tata’ to Roman?

Give ower. Can girls be melts?

I think so.

Either = with her

Just watched the wedding.

There is no hope for me. When what I would class as a really bonny lass alters herself so drastically with comedy teef and the rest it really saddens me.

If I didn’t know better,I’d have been swayed that he met JW and ended up marrying KP.